I think we can all agree at this point that it is completely irrelevant how it actually drives. This entire segment is for people who view their cars the same way they view their refrigerator. I would be amazed if they even noticed it was a Nissan and not a Mazda or whatever. 

To each his own I suppose. This could be an interesting topic of debate. Who would be the best team to cast in a relaunched American Top Gear?

The saddest part is the knowledge that it will likely “return” as the Mustang Mach EGT35o-cross CUV. 

Duly noted. Thanks for the correction. 

correct me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that it’s represented a possessive in this context, meaning the sedan I mentioned possessed automatic braking and lane departure steering assist. Neither Word, nor Grammarly disagreed with this usage. It’s been nearly 20 years since my last English course, so…

The most Tom Crusiest part of his death would be the resurrection of L. Ron Hubbard to extract his Thetan and implant it into another body. 

Call me when they release the Thundercougarfalconbird.

If we’re going to vote one of the three off the Island, let’s make it Doug. At least Hoovie would let Stef and David get a word in from time to time. Have you watched the Doug and Hoovie Youtube videos? Doug never shuts up. I know he’s Jalop royalty and all, but I’d rather a team of three equals to a “doug score”…

yes, his “range” was indeed what he needed extended

I’m pretty sure the latest tool in the new F-150 is the driver....

It’s a malaise Chevy. You would be doing the automotive world a favor by burning that turd to the ground. 

Reading this write-up and watching the video put me in the same mindframe as my days of watching Top Gear. If they try to relaunch the American version, I propose the cast be David Tracy, Doug Demuro, and Tyler Hoover.

— Getting back to the epic European road trip, when are you planning to hit up Italy? 

As does mass production.

I wonder if anybody has ever rejected the free car from the automaker gift. I would love to be offered a new Ford Edge and then just tell them that I would rather be skinned alive than drive it. 

Yes, but if I remember correctly zombie George Washington rose from the grave to smite the metric system once and for all.

I am genuinely surprised that nobody has suggested a wagon. Volvo V70 R AWD anyone? 

The best part about this article is the knowledge that God has contempt for Acura.

I was pretty happy when I learned this too. I had to replace a wiper blade on a 1980's (1953 upgraded to 1980's specs) Oshkosh Rollover Plow truck back in 2006. The blades were no longer made, nor was the arm. I had to find an arm of a similar length that I could modify to fit, but the windshield was so small that I…

I applaud your dedication to seeing this project through. It’s refreshing to watch a wrenching video where the person is genuine, the car is not showroom quality, the shop is not a hermetically sealed lab, and the mistakes are out in the open for all to see. It looks like TUV did not go to plan, but I know you will…