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Probably should have used “I’m Broken” as the song, since it fits the car so well.

But “By Demons be Driven” is still awesome and does suit the plate.

I somehow find this weirder than the “normal” Isetta.

This kills it. Too many different shades of brown/orange.

The wood in this bed looks AMAZING.

Is it just me, or does it look lower and wider than you would think for a Minivan...

Maybe I’m just too used to the T&C’s current tall and boxy profile.

Now playing

I have a nominee with the basis of “what’s the point?”

Chrysler 300M 3.5L V6 into a Fiero.

This bumper is absolutely AWFUL.

That generation of Monte Carlo is driven by the type of people that think the Mullet is still stylish.

I’m guessing the van is a Toyota due to the similarity to the XB behind it.

I will never unsee a vertically stretched Ford Fusion/Edge grille here.

I kinda like what’s going on here...

The area of headlight below the chrome strip can go tho IMO.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...

The 3.5 is NOT lethargic, the shitty transmission just makes it seem so.

Shitty cars... but shitty and HONEST.

Came here looking for it.

I was going to post it if noone had. I’m glad someone did.

I’m surprised noone has said Volkswagen.

They already make the good looking Amarok for Europe. They’re also the largest car company in the world.

How to buy a Jeep Renegade:

Step 1: Buy this one.
Step 2: Enjoy your turbo, manual Jeep.

Which is why it’s amazing to me that a Genesis or Equus EVER gets sold.

I think the joke is that it was all 3?

Or none, and the Tow Truck driver just saw them and assumed “ze finicky germans” had broken down.

For the love of god, if the ME 4-12 was ever produced I would do unspeakable things to get one.

Also, owners:

You own a FORD...A FORD.

NOT A SHELBY!

It never spends time outside of Ford’s hands changing anything, thus, it’s JUST a Ford with the late Carroll Shelby’s name written on it. They could’ve easily called it the SVT or just the GT350R, but they add his name to increase perceived value.