Yes, you definitely know a relationship is there for the long haul when you haven’t run out of things to talk about by week 2.

I wish that the Obamas had set up an Instagram or Twitter for Bo and Sunny. They’re such big doofy dogs that always make me smile when I see them.

My dog has been hearing the door bell for almost 10 years.  He still looses his shit.

How the fuck is this banned on Twitter but fucking Trump can incite violence against journalists and generally trash-talk anyone critical of him?

Congrats, Ken. Enjoy your freedom. I can’t imagine the frustration of having to tolerate Woods’ petty perverted backside for so many years.

First thing: I don’t know you, but I love you.

hamburgers, hot dogs and apple pie were not on our menu yesterday, but elote, couscous, eclairs and other shithole country sourced food sure as f was.

The fact that they toss out around the word “groupthink” so freely while ensconced in a secret, private listserv where they happily jerk each other off about how great they are is pretty much the epitome of the problem.

Fuck that guy, fuck Walgreens, and fuck the law making it ok.

Good job cherry picking and totally missing the point. 

HEY. Don’t compare good dogs to Jimmy Fallon.

with you on this. (as a disabled person.)

I agree that it’s not a wig or a toupee, but it’s also not a pompadour. That’s not at all what a pompadour looks like. Pompadours are brushed upward and back, while Trump’s hair in brushed forward and to the side on top.

Late response: I just personally don’t find him funny or interesting. i mean, even with a professional writing team, his mouth is where jokes go to die. He tries to please everyone (as with this issue being raised in this article) and butt-kissing never looks good. When he was on SNL, he discovered he could get more…

“enjoy the prosperity” citation?

Fallon brought it up. He played nicely with an avowed racist, and his staff wasn’t happy with him. Right after that, his ratings dropped because the desperation of his antics and general star-fucker-ness was totally laid bare. Now he’s trying to dig himself out by apologizing WAY after the fact, when really it’s just…

He’s bland as fuck and a few years ago there was a blind item that was almost definitely about him saying he goes out drinking every night and treated his wife and adopted kid like shit.

So who does Colbert have on this week?

where he seriously messed up my hair

I HATE the idea of compromised food but I LOVE the idea of everyone serving them overcooked meats, undercooked pastas and rice dishes, watered down sauces and soups (cold obviously), extreme amounts of garlic and chili and coriander and anything intensely flavoured.