Traffic police officers welcome the female driver with roses in the first day of driving.

I think you're confusing borderline personality with bipolar. Bipolar disorder is the one with the manic phases.

“The fact that it will outsell all of Donald’s shitty books...”

You’re confusing borderline personality disorder (what Pete has) with bipolar disorder. BPD has nothing to do with mania and depression.

Fuck you and your concern trolling. And fuck your likely-willful conflation of borderline and bipolar symptoms too.

When this book is released it will unleash a level of ugliness from the Fox News crew and GOP that will make these last few months seem quaint. Their hatred of these two uppity colored people knows no bounds. Let’s be hones that is what bothers wypipo the most. The fact that the world got to see a functioning. loving…

Can we stop giving the Nazis credit for symbols they stole?

For a full five seconds I thought it was Joe Jackson, singer of Is She Really Going Out With Him and I felt really sorry. Because he’s not a child hitting scumbag.

Oh hey! Johnny! Ex-big-fan here. I have some insight about what you’ve done to deserve all this:

“just got off the phone with the president.”

Yeah I’m not sure it helps Hardwick’s case that the only women sticking up for him is his wife, whose mother is like the patron saint of Stockholm Syndrome.

he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter

He’s like Mark Zuckerberg. They try so hard to prove to everyone how little they claim to not care.

All that booze and drugs, yet he’s only about as interesting as white chalk.

Call me when Johnny Depp is selling his scarves, then I’ll believe he’s broke. 

Yeah so weird since Patty Hearst always seemed to have such a good head on her shoulders...

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

He is a lost boy who won’t find his way home before dark.

The correct pronunciation of this person’s name has honestly never once crossed my mind.