Fuck Perez. We all know Lindsay Lohan has issues. His delight in those issues is gross.

I’m guessing by “accident,” they mean that Kim posted it by force of habit, but then thought better of it. She likely is ready to start the process of getting back to normal, but hasn’t yet decided what her new normal will be. Just my guess.

Where is Tweet Beat? Why is it and DB so irregular lately? My life is pretty much scheduled around these things and I feel all off-balance.

So, my 15 year old daughter (who has always had a ghoulish streak) has this theory: The show is just Ina’s imagination. Ina is actually in a mental institution, and there IS NO Jeffrey, he’s imaginary. All the “friends” who visit are actually the nurses and staff at the psych ward, and all the cooking she does is…

I had spaghetti. I use bacon as the meat.

Oh hi. Read that title as “Cooking for Jeffrey In a Garden” and I was like... okay Ina, but why a whole book just for that? I guess it’s nice you two enjoy food and the outdoors together, but how oddly specific...

I’ve never enjoyed the show more than after reading the alt. theory that Jeffery is dead, and the ‘viewer’ is her caregiver to whom she’s narrating her previously thrilling life amidst teaching her wonderful recipes. She cooks to remember her lost love, the guests are a farce. 💔

SEE

Even if either or both occurred, that is, copy and paste and/or retweet...

I eagerly await the next volume, Cooking Against Jeffrey, followed by the conclusion of the trilogy, Cooking Jeffrey.

There are so many alarming things about this picture but I’m always distracted by how it looks like he lost his left arm.

Love this movie. I particularly enjoy the clever modern adaptation (Longsword is the name of a gun, for example and “Prince” is the head of police) and I ADORE the opening spiel where it starts as a newscaster as Chorus and goes to the priest doing the intro.

I would have rather to have a gay husband who were my best friend and eat all the stuff I cook without complaining that my shitty ex-husband from real life.

I don’t know......... All I see is White people on the cup!!!!

Ina Garten has every reason to be happy, and I fully believe that it’s completely genuine! She’s well liked, attractive, rich, in love in that wonderful way that creates an endless, life-long conversation, and successful at something she adores doing. AND she gets to eat her own cooking all the time!

6 more days until VPR! I am so excited I should probably seek counseling.

Typical Erika insight: “He [Vidal Sassoon] defined a whole generation.”

sorry but erika is the exact opposite of a queen. she’s a fraud. NOTHING about her is organic. nothing she says, nothing she wears etc and she has a terrible sense of humor.

“Underneath the Floorboards” was awesomely creepy but nothing beats “Look At Me” (from 2014, I think?)
I still think about that one.