I would pay a million bucks for an IUD that would protect me from Zubats. So many god dam Zubats.

Look, I’d rather catch that or even syphilis than yet another fucking Rattata. Fuck him.

Roasted red pepper and sweet white onion, with provolone and sharp cheddar, on sourdough.

Alright watch me get slayed in a few moments. Things I have put on a grilled cheese: mushrooms. Onions. Mushrooms and onions. Pickles (mmmm big, hearty garlic dills).

I’m sorry but I need to eat this.

Some of my favorite people. And they were awesome for speaking out. But until our politicians have the guts to make changes, real changes, against the gun dealership lobby, nothing will change. Because you can wrap all this in the American flag and 2nd amendment bullshit, but it’s all about selling guns and fuck the…

Does this certificate of Tyra’s net her a businesswoman’s special at the local diner? If not, cert sounds unlegit. Epoxide, viscosity, glucose derivative, emulsification, etc.

The smize of the tiger.

Let me wildly venture an explanation for U.S. airlines’ failure:

I came here to make a coconut oil joke. Thank you for saving me the time.

Pshaw. I only use organic hand pounded lentil paste.

The fundamentalist Mormon sect leader who disappeared in June while on house arrest apparently slipped out of his ankle bracelet by using olive oil, the FBI said. He’s now at large, considered armed, dangerous, and in possession of some surprisingly Pinterest-worthy escape tips.

Pshaw. I only use organic argan oil.

coconut oil is so much better for you tho

I wonder that every day.

Betqeen the comment history and the fact that it’s a brand new burner account, I’m guessing troll.

Next level, Randi. Your “Fucking Brilliant” meme goes here.

I ordered the “Helena” box.