When I was in school, the other kids actually made of fun of me for tapping my foot to music. Like, excuse me for fucking enjoying life, you uptight freakazoids.

Probably just singing his superhero song he made up for himself. I do it all the time.

well, if she bought the house then she wouldn’t be able to stop renting it at the end of this month so it worked out for her. good thing you aren’t her financial advisor.

At one point my kid was in the 90th percentile for height and the 10th percentile for weight. The doctor talked to us about it. I was like, yeah, he has access to food. He had four slices of pizza last night. He drinks whole milk. He’s just a skinny kid.

Oh dude. I love you, and lord knows the K family are weirdos, but the Kardashians are not responsible for Lamar’s addiction.

I never thought I would see a reference to Sally Mann in a sports thread. You made my day.

Uhhh... Lamar?

I have nothing else to add.

Also Martha, there are clearly THREE eggs under that Booby. Use your special eyes!

I wish she finished that off with “and that’s a good thing *cackle*"

Martha sounds like she is starting the first Hunger Games competition. "One will die, the other will choose the next fine china dining pattern"

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

I just want to leave this here.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

So real talk: weight gain or loss should be an off-limits section of writing, especially when a woman is carrying twins, WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE TWO BABIES WERE GOING TO GROW. “Bellied out like a sail” Jesus Christ. Also the way he describes women makes it clear he is still waiting for his manic pixie dream…

I thought we’ve been ass-uming that the whole time?!?!

She prefers the view from up there. I have never seen someone so ready to believe comments that hype her up. Her arrogance is astonishing and the worst part of this site.

No, very few people are fully celibate while in long romantic relationships. They usually only consider penis-in-vagina action to be sex, so they do anal/oral/handjobs and call themselves virgins. It’s stupid.

someone teach me a way to scam rich white men. like robin hood but i am also the poor i am robbing for.