Link? :-D

But what about his deep love of women, I mean lets not forget how many women he’s fucked.

I always hoped we would find you!

And I’m the lost Princess Anastasia.

I’ve thought about this and realized that it can be both. I believe he thinks his daughter is an exceptional woman (and not just the whole “if she wasn’t my daughter I’d...” bit of effluvia). I believe he encouraged her. Because she’s his. And that alone makes her exceptional by virtue of those yugely great genes. But…

The nachos I ate for dinner were totally a feminist.

If that orange turd is feminist, i am decathlon athlete

This joke just made me tremendously happy.

Geraldo is a hard 60 - I would have guessed he was a decade older.

Ha, I only know one of them and it’s from just being into the same things, so I can’t really say much about anything. Other than I’m surprised it’s the non-poet who had the bad mushroom trip. At my MFA program, there was a fair amount of shroom doin’.

To be fair, I don’t think that volleyball is any better or worse than other youth sports. They all have this problem, whether they admit it or not. Swimming had a big thing a few years ago. Gymnastics, too. Basketball is hardly exempt.

Male athlete entitlement is universal.

Muffy has staff to start the yacht. Really, dear.

There’s a possibility that Matt and Kim’s voices could kill mosquitos.

No pregnancy. There was a pullout. ;)

Oh gosh I know these people.

Yeah, uh, 99% of them are still Muffies and Buffies and roman numeral guys though. One of my favorites over the years:

I’m a super-bitter, old, single hag, but when I read something like this, I’m glad she took him off the market so I never have to accidentally swipe-right on this guy.

Not at all to imply that it’s a matter of such a simple solution to a sad and complex problem with multiple causes, but please do support parents in your community.

For the holiday beach goers