“We knew it was only a matter of time; we had to get him down,” she told herNYT interviewer. “We didn’t have anything on the plane to help him.”

Yes, and most porn actors don’t get long running reality tv shows, children’s clothing lines, the cover of vogue and invited to the met gala.

I put that first sentence into google translate, set it to “southern” and it came back as “We done fucked up.”

I totally agree with not liking a brand just solely based on trying one product and sticking to that name.

I totally agree with not liking a brand just solely based on trying one product and sticking to that name.

The one step correct primer evens out my complexion so well I use it whether I follow up with foundation or not.

The one step correct primer evens out my complexion so well I use it whether I follow up with foundation or not.

Seriously. I have the lipstick in the picture (it’s the shade Fiery) and it’s legit the best liquid lipstick I’ve ever used.

Seriously. I have the lipstick in the picture (it’s the shade Fiery) and it’s legit the best liquid lipstick I’ve…

Can confirm. Stila is amazing.

Can confirm. Stila is amazing.

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

I was enlisted back in the 90s and you didn’t get to touch a weapon outside of tightly controlled circumstances. All ammo was painstakingly accounted for each and every time you went to the rifle range or on guard duty. There was no fucking around. Because an M-16 is a deadly weapon of war. No one, and I mean no one,…

not to be a complete jerk, but I honestly feel like this attitude is why we still have such a long way to go with how CSA is dealt with and why there are so, so, so, so many abusers who get away with is for decades and decades and have scores and scores of victims: because it is uncomfortable and upsetting and a lot…

I’m guessing that’s what Paris’ tweet was about?

Good thing he’s dead so we can enjoy his music again.

That’s quite a list of Starbucks lovers.

The best part at the location near my house (I don't know if this was a common thing) is that the party room was in the basement of the restaurant and the only way to get there was to walk through the kitchen. It was magical!!! Before the party had even started we got to SEE those nuggets being MADE!!

Cheetos did nothing to deserve this!

Is she still a woman saying bad stuff about a white man?

Yep. Lash their asses to the Great Orange Cheeto Jesus

What if she ate it like a hot dog?

Really mad. Until she checks her bank balance. Then it’s kool.

how mad do you think kimmie is that her dopplegänger is skinnier than her?