Ahhh! That’s why my elderly white male workmate has been banging on about lizard people!

So how about you go somewhere else. Let us wallow.

Too many worst weeks. I’m sure I’m not alone in that.

Same.

I’m Australian. It’s compulsory to vote, but you get a Democracy Sausage when you go to vote so that’s okay with me!

Please instead, invest in stainless steel.

Too much Shiplap.

What a complete muppet.

Trying to fix a clogged toilet on my locomotive, I followed the instructions, isolated the air and water cocks. Flushed the toilet. A massive amount of human waste and effluent water straight in my face. Amazingly I didn’t lose it, but instead walked back to the cab and proceeded to wash out my eyes and mouth with…

And that isn’t what this was. Read the transcripts.

This is fucking awesome!

True story:

I’m not sure how large promotion of this film will be in Australia, but he’s bloody made sure I won’t be seeing it if it makes it to a cinema near me.

Why did they have to use rape as the “final straw” that leads to rebellion. Surely the conditions of having and “owning” slaves is enough? Why add a fictional rape?

Nailed it.

Yep. Yep yep yep yep yep yep yep yep.

Miley needs to STFU. She’s a pot, and needs to stop calling the kettle black.

About a thousand years ago, I was heavily involved in the Christian faith. I had a really, really important job interview. I sat in my car and prayed for half an hour. I went in and nailed the interview.

Many apologies.

Yep. Hellos and also goodbyes. Every time!