That would make me very cranky.

I need to know why On American television shows, no one ever says goodbye before hanging up the phone?

Oh! In Australia, or at least where I live and in the industry I work in, a pole smoker is an absolute brown nosing arsehole who sucks/wanks off the boss/supervisor for their own benefit.

Oh good. I feel less evil now.

Trump is a fucking pole smoker. Is it wrong to wish for his death?

What a fucking pole smoker Trump is. An absolute, pole smoker.

Sending you love and support.

Even if you don’t like Tay, fuck Jared Leto.

Yeah, I’ll believe that when I’m flying with all teh piggies.

Where’s me cookie!!!!

I hate him for that.

Ewwwww

I lost my cookie at the disco.

Having lived in Melbourne, I would have to agree.

Nothing is better than getting home from a 12 hour shift to a bloody hot shower and a bloody cold beer.

That's my birthday too!!!

THIS Is. The. Type. Of. Story. We. All. Need.

I’m sure you’re right.

Can we give his hair a seperate code?

Snacks?! Yes!