First up.

I know what I’ll be doing when I finish this swing out at work!

OT, but please can you ungrey me? It's been a million years.

Me too

“All cheese news is good cheese news (unless of course that cheese news is, “Hey cheesehead, we’re all outta cheese!”)“

“.........The most played out joke of them all, the Lindsay Lohan cracks. (Which coincidentally is another huge factor in my deciding to sell the car.)“

“Watching episodes of Hoarders: Buried Alive never fazed me because unlike the 55-year-old single woman with 50 cats and a collection of the Omaha World Herald going back to 1972, my “stuff” had value.”

Can I get out of the greys now in your fi al days? Pretty please? I'll be your best friend???

Wow. I really, really thought it would never happen.

Yes! Exactly this. This co-worker is Brahmin Caste which I think is the highest/Royal caste. His mother arranged his marriage to another Brahmin woman. I mean, apart from his opinion that lower Castes were not worthy of human decency, he was one of the nicest people I have ever met. And I feel evil for writing that.

I had to pick my jaw up off the floor, and then I told him he was an arsehole.

The Caste system in India blows my mind. I worked with an amazing Indian fellow for quite some time who was shocked that I cared about all the deaths from the heat wave in India during the 2015 Summer. He said that they were all poor and “Untouchable” so it didn't matter that they were dying in the hundreds.

Oh my fuckin fuck! You missed something?!?!?!?!

No

It took Rome a very fucking long time to give Sainthood to Sister Mary McKillop (spelling) in Australia.

Why are trolls out of the gray, but I'm not?

I would love to know how you get yourself out of the gray when you are a troll.

It's really not! It has Vegemite and caramel I think?

The woolies ice-cream is pretty good. They also do one with Vegemite in it.

I was so ready to hate this film, due to my love of the book.