hi ! me too, like i get severely paranoid and think i;m going to die every time yet i keep going back to it.

These Republican assholes never cease to amaze me. If I were a conservative politician who spent all my time self-righteously denouncing liberals, I’d make damn sure my own house was in order.

Wouldn’t it be fantastic if all of this came out due to the scrambling and intense investigating that went on behind the scenes in order to try to substantiate Trump’s insane tweet about Obama wiretapping him?

That’s what I got.

Rubles, Romance, and Running Off (with our taxes)

How on earth does this man get laid, not only by his wife, but potentially by another person/persons?

DC Republicans are in for the fight of their lives, and it’s all of their making and it all makes the Trump win a little more bearable to watch their most ambitious and amoral get bashed against the rocks.

Let’s hope it is connected to Russia blackmail #manybirdsonestone

This would be so delicious if true, like Mike Flynn’s heap o’trouble after the “Lock Her Up” bs. :)

Wow, it’s like political shitshow bingo!

Can it please be all of these things??? Because I get a borderline rage stroke just hearing his name, for may reasons, but this one really stuck in my craw—

i kinda like the rooskies putin the squeeze on these idiots.

I hope this is legit, because it just made my day.

I know it’s used a lot. Doesn’t make it any less fun or relevant.

TWEET STORM COMING IN MOTHERFUCKERS! GRAB YER GALOSHES!

omg i’m dead

This is by no means a statement in support of May in any substantive way but I’d want the fuck out too. Who would want that job? Exiting Europe at the moment when your other major alliance is with an overgrown baby whose hand you *literally* have to hold and demands golden carraige rides?

It looks like it’d be itchy.

I think River Joe is a great name. But only if your father is Jeff Goldblum.

i love this show AND them but i bet that headline hurts the husband she left for him lol