That's all I know. Nobody has even said the gawker thing, but it's more like what they haven't said.

BUT LUGE AND SKELETON AND SPEED SKATING AND ICE SKATING AND THAT WEIRD ONE WHERE IT’S LIKE CROSS COUNTRY SKIING PAIRED WITH SHOOTING. GIVE YOUR AMERICA CARD BACK.

Ugh, you just made me realize something about myself and now I hate love you. Hate you. Love you. NO I HATE YOU.

It’s not, my husbands company is buying it (unless someone puts in an insane bid, the way the auction works is they’ve made an offer, at auction if there’s a higher bid made, the original company gets a chance to surpass it) and they’re fine. They want it to stay the same. I mean, after they kill Gawker (I don't know…

I’m a new mom and my mother in law has been basically following Cold Play around the country on this tour and gushing about it. And she’s a grandma. So....

This must be what that instagram photo is that just reads no content now.

When she announced early on that she’d be changing her name to Angela Kardashian as a kind of “in your face” Momma Jenner.

You done wasted yo’ life.

WTF DID MEATLOAF COME OUT A TRUMP SUPPORTER?!?!?!? NO PLEASE DON’T ANSWER THIS I NEED ME SOME BAT OUT OF HELL I, II, AND III, PLEASE JUST IGNORE ME PLEASE GO AWAY NOW EVEN THOUGH I BECKONED YOU.

I mighta gone with “root of the story”....

I had one. His name was Fred. He was one of the best pets I ever had (and I’m a dog owner and my heart belongs to them) until my cleaning lady killed him because she was afraid of him (yes, my parents fired her, but )@$)(@$)(@*)$(*)() So smart, so sweet, so cute.

I kinda like the saccharineness of the Lennon and Maisey version (which incidentally “brought this stateside” years ago.

I’ve seen them, but also, the “season” for Northern Lights viewing is in the winter, it ends in February really.

Often times heavier women don’t tend to show as fast as thinner women, it has to do with camoflauge and all that. She’s pretty slender, ain’t nowhere for that uterus to hide. I’m similar in size to her, although a few inches shorter. I was showing by 14 weeks and it all just got bigger and better (hahaha, I hated…

That part might come flashing back to you in PTSD waves every time you see a very pregnant woman. #3MonthsOut #TerribleLabor #NEVERFORGET

Just need to know if I’m a white tail or a black tail, huh?

I think there's a dark little part of me that I keep hidden that secretly cheers a bit when things like this happen to people who are odious (but aren't we all a bit odious?) and I'm not proud of it. Hence the hedging. It's guilt.

Are you asking me to do a twirl so you can check out my rear? Jeebus, Betnadette.

I’m glad that she’s doing this, but, and this is kinda a big but, I’m so sick of people who can seemingly only really see the unfairness and the harm that even just words can cause in their own lives without extrapolating what others might be going through, too. I’m glad you’re bringing the issue of sexual harassment…

Hey, at least just didn’t bring up purple people. Those damn racist purple people who are always spewing off at the mouth their racist pro-purple people remarks....