Actually, that's not how Uber works. I work in the building here where our local Uber is HQed and the drivers ARE vetted before they're allowed to drive.

AS YOU SHOULD BE, SMART PUP, AS YOU SHOULD BE.

Oh, and also this.

(where can I get this dog, gimme)

EWWWWW LITTER BOX PAWS!!!1!!!11!!!!

Then get Venmo or something, fro crissakes!

I don't think you're alive if you're still doing the fun-times coke at her age.

I doubt they backed him into a corner...

Oh, I watched the old school version (Spike for the mfing win!) on PBS (like the NPR of TV) when I was a preteen!

What about the Igors?

WHAT ABOUT THE IGORS?!?!?!

I had to have my co-worker cut the sleeves off of a dress (I'd bought it at a sample sale, not realizing that sample sales often feature clothing that was made specifically so they can check if there are sizing/fit issues, the day before) when I got to work because the sleeves had become increasingly tighter and…

Just wait. I submitted my pup and I GOT AN EMAIL BACK THAT HE MIGHT BE FEATURED. If it happens, things will be back to normal shortly.

hehehehe

#notallkilling

Yeah, us, too. Or tired. Or frustrated at something beyond our control.

Meh, and I'd rather have a regular appetite and have to work out more (I mean, I work out 3-4 times a week as is, but I'm pretty lazy about it (hour and half at the climbing gym is my limit and for yoga/cardio, my attention span won't go past half an hour, so maybe not TOO much more). Grass is always greener.

Maybe! Hangriness is real, people, and it can be dangerous (just ask my husband!)!!!

Nah. I'm one of those people. I think it's a combination of just having other senses (like touch) that are more pronounced than taste/smell and also just not really having normal response to hunger. Like, I know I'm hungry when I'm suddenly short-tempered or light-headed, I rarely get hunger pains. Every so often I'll…

Dunno, my dog has a BB lodged in his butt and he might disagree with you (he was a rescue and had been abused, but I didn't know about the BB at all until I brought him in for scans for something unrelated)!