Just send them a link to this video and they'll be too mesmerized to sue:

Ha! Looked at those very shoes and considered them for a bit! I've already bought some copper accessories, so will probably just stick with some form of that color. Thanks!

Hahaha! I'm looking for a coppery/gold metallic shoe all of a sudden, because I'm wearing a very dainty chain belt around the waist. I'm so glad you mentioned metallic, it makes me think I'm not screwing the whole thing up! ;)

I think I decided to go with a copper color shoe because I'm wearing a very dainty chain belt around the waist. Now I just have to find it.... (thank you, btw :)

Would this mayhaps be the right place to post GUYZ I'M STRUGGLING FINDING FLATS TO GO WITH DRESS!!!! and ask for help???

Hahahha, yeah, that's happened to me, too. I know the earthy earthworm smell of which you speak and it's totally true. I think it's actually an ozone smell, though, not worms, but I associate the two in my head as well.

You should SEE the size (and number) of slugs and snails we have out here in the Pacific Northwest. And variety. There are nights where you have to just look down at the ground if you don't want to smash a bunch of huge snails and slugs under foot. And earthworms, too, btw.

Ah! I'd never heard of it before, thanks for the information!

What is 4c?

I was once given the sage advice that Nars Dragon Girl is a red that works for everybody. I'm ruddy and pale and had never had a red look good on me. IT IS FANTASTIC. My best friend is olive skinned, bi-racial (but gets the are you hispanic? Balian? What the hell ARE you? thing constantly) and she steals it from me…

A whole day early?!?!

Your disclaimer doesn't even really cover the part that just reads too much like someone needs to step off the soapbox and go hide it in the basement for awhile.

Uh. Okay.

What is this even?

Plus there aren't that many bright blue choices to cover up my, um, bright blue menstrual fluid.

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And she's allowed to talk about whatever the fuck she wants to talk about about herself and, again, grown ass woman making her own choices.

Or maybe your lack of ability not to comment on the physique of a grown ass woman means that you do?

They weren't at her boardinghouse at the time, so they were jokingly complaining about how bad the food was NOT at her house.

I think it's all fine. Except doing it at the mall. The mall!