Fuck. I don't care if this sounds snooty, but a woman who has been writing every day for the past few years should have a better command of language than this. She just oughta (Made even more meaningful since I have taught English at the college she purports to be a student at):

More years than what?

STEVE! I always thought that'd be a great name for a pup. Until my friend, Geraldine, named her tumor Steve: http://www.everywhereist.com/wtf-weds-i-hav…

Is the AAAHHAHAHAHHA link going to a new RSS reader for anyone else? Lindy, gurl, you daydreaming of what you're going to do when you finally finish up the Dirt Bag?

That's...well...that's a description of a cat, no? ;)

I'm an identical twin, so, genetically speaking, my sister's daughter IS my daughter. But I look at her like a niece that I'm a little closer to.

Do you remember the original case? Like, at all? Jesus fucking christ.

Yes, I believe he knows ;)

Hahahahahaha!

Plus, I'll always have the fact that he must have liked my personality. Or the way I served haricot vert like a champ ;)

Mandy did a one-man off-Broadway show at the theater next door to the restaurant I worked at in college and he would always request my station. It literally took me weeks to figure out he had been in The Princess Bride—and hence why everyone was losing their shizz about him sitting in the restaurant—because he just…

And this is why your parents tell you never to cry wolf. It's very difficult to suss out what really happened. It's completely possible that she is attracted to people who feed her desire to be a victim (and then who might victimize her), and it's possible that she was really defending herself in that moment. But all…

It's legal in all states. Just some of them you have to show proof of your license and most you don't.

Anyone else see the picture of Dolly load and think wildly "OH NO NOT DOLLY, IT AIN'T HER TIME YET!" No? Too much coffee this morning, Mooseydeers?

They're two different essays with two different purposes. It's okay to write personal essays. It's okay to write memoir. It's okay if you don't want to read someone's writing about their own life. What's weird to me is that you don't understand the difference.

I just happen to own myself a World Record, thank you very much. Granted it was for "World's Largest Snowball Fight" and required, well, nothing from me other than sitting around for a few hours and getting pelted with iceballs, but STILL

My dog says it. It's more a "this dog howls at certain tones and cadences, might as well turn it into something cute" thing than it is trying to get my dog to falsely admit his love for me. I mean, he does love me. In fact, he's obsessed with me. If he were a human, he'd probably be in jail on stalking charges. But…

I'm a Rebecca and get "Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm" constantly. Has anyone these days even read that?!?!?

Hello Rebecca.

She even had the presence of mind to take a photo of the batch number??? IS YOUR FRIEND'S NAME NANCY DREW?!?!