I'm a college professor, too. I feel you.

Hmmmm, all I get from that Daddy Yankee scoop is that I really, really never want to work with that PR company. I mean, those are words meant to mean things?

She's not obligated to, but it's the right thing.

It's really more of a in the bathroom thing, I think. (Or should be.)

He kind of looks more like a warthog to me? But still cute...

Not being all correct-y, it's just in case you didn't know:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towhead

Thanks!

I did, I typed hastily before I shut down and left work. Sorry!

Isn't Al-Fayed the family name (and owner of department stores) of the person who Kate Middleton's mother was dating and died with in the paparazzi crash? Dun-dun-dun!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.jenningsforjeopardy.com

Matt Lauer cannot host Jeopardy!!!! Fight the good fight,Jezzies (my boyfriend built this joke site): www.jenningsforjeopardy.com

No, I got it and found it unfunny and decided to reply in kind. LOL. (Best way to begin a "funny" comment!)

There must be sooooooooo much dog poop in that field. Good luck, Little Girl, good luck.

I dunno, I've been too lazy to get up and take my damn pill (which is why I have an IUD now) and then referred to it (only in my head, of course) as a reason that I'm the worst damn laziest dumbest no-good human being to ever human being upon this earth.

Yes, but when you're a true alcoholic, you're aware of it and paranoid that people are judging your habits. Hence the reluctance to be video recorded imbibing too much. PROVES NOTHING :)

Uh, it's a Jewish phrase that means "luck" and is generally said (as "mozel tov", or good luck) at weddings, celebrations, and the such.

Yes that's it.

Or she'd hit her limit of BS?

You honest-to-goodness don't see the difference between her joke and what was being said at the conference? I mean, really? You really don't? Your mind can't process the difference?

Haha, good thinking! OR is this line of thinking the result of your routine lack of sleep? We'll need to measure you for the next 20 years (your expected lifespan?) to find out!