Then you're slow.

Just shut up, you child. You said a dumb thing because you didn't fully read or comprehend what the OP said. Let it go.

You just don't get his endgame. By the time he gets to you, you'll be old and frail and using a walker AND THEN WHAT?!?!

I'm from Illinois and my elementary school secretary won a yellow Geo on TPIR. She was a single mom and still managed to get it back to Illinois and tootle around in it. Couldn't have been toooo prohibitive.

Two hot girls =/= twins. My lord.

Actually, the "guy handbook" only exists for twerpy, ugly dudes with IQs that are just high enough to allow them to realize that they're not quite intelligent enough to accomplish anything that will allow their lives to be worth living and for brotastic guys like this one…

This is a dumbshit argument. Just because something can be said legally doesn't mean that it should be said. Or, more importantly, if it is said aloud, that it can't be reacted to. Being able to say (nearly) whatever we want doesn't absolve us of the consequences of doing so. You want to spend twelve minutes making…

This video isn't days later. They are at the same house and clearly refer to it being an hour later multiple times.

Uh, as a twin I can say that I've met very few men who wouldn't be 100% squicked out by this. Sorry, you're a perv.

With the holidays, they hardly missed any school. I've been on vacation from work since it all happened.

Uh, but he could have tried to protect his child? Idiot.

Shibas: The Anti-Labradors (not in showing off their junk, but because a Shiba would stay safely on the other side of the outdoors to avoid receiving affection. Well, unless they wanted some. Then the Shiba might walk within ten feet of the child and sit and stare off into space.)

Happened in Seattle when we had our mass shooting at a local cafe/bar this past year. I knew the victims and was kind of hoping those jerks would show up, because I didn't feel much like being nice at that point.

It's about time homegirl gets some credit! (although the real Cathy is svelte and beautiful and would probably make [some crude comment about penises doing something else slightly crude that is also funny] if she put that jazz on.

Yoko Ono screaming is still notable enough to film.

I don't know, but it sucks. And it makes me hate myself just a wee bit.

No, you're probably right, at least for some people. I'm very thin. I work out about six or seven hours a week (I'm a climber, I do yoga twice a week, and I lift weights for maybe twenty minutes a pop four times a week.) But I have also never had a really healthy appetite. Even sometimes when I am so hungry that my…

But remember how long that era of "jeans with an inseam of one inch that showed off your flipping pubic bone" lasted? Ugh.

Fine, take the nerds, you selfish bastards! Me and my own call dibs on the "dorks who spend too much time trying to create insanely good online content" demographic. You might have won the Sci-Fi battle, but we're going to win the meme war!!!