I left out the Minotaur, there will be a Minotaur!!!

I have a much better idea than the border. We should let all immigrants into the U.S. but first they will all have to go to Texas, where we will have constructed a 50 square mile maze. If the immigrants get through it, they become U.S. citizens, no questions asked. Of course the exit to the maze will change monthly to…

He’s been going off the rails at her in particular ever since she started winning Grammys. He gets so angry and worked up every time she wins, I just don’t see why his hate is so focused on her. Does he actually think she takes away from Beyonce? Why does he even CARE? Seems so petty.

What does cheese say when it looks in a mirror?

Taylor happens to be a woman in a position of power willing to swat back at him, I think, and his ego/personality can’t let it go. He’s probably been going off the rails since her comment at the Grammys.

Yeah I think it is but for some reason in the last year or so dumbass people realized that a lot of things, like vegemite for example have a halal certification and have become enraged because they are stupid. They think it’s a tax that funds terrorism?? A lot off Australian farmers and small business owners have said…

No way. Everyone knows that halal meals are the leading cause of muslimification.

I’m a level 5 vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

I am so fucking tired of this anti-science insanity. Science curricula should have a food science unit so we can educate kids about GMOs, pesticides, and apparently now a fear of cellulose.

I don’t eat anything with a cell wall.

Exactly! I was reading this thinking “Hey guys, you know what else contains cellulose? FUCKING EVERYTHING.”

This reminds of the dumb-but-not-quite-as-dumb controversy of a few years ago when Subway bread was found to contain “the same chemicals that are in your yoga mat.”

Cellulose is literally the most abundant organic polymer on the planet, existing as a key cell wall structural component of every single goddamn fruit, vegetable, and grain you’ve ever eaten.

Yeah, it’s not literally “wood chips” or ye olde TOXIC CHEMICALS. Cellulose is found in regular ‘ol green plants and it’s fiber.

For clarity’s sake, you guys had the setting in place.

That’s some rock-solid research right there...

Black presidents only get 77% of a white term, and white Democrats skim off the top of Republican presidential successors to the tune of 1/6 of a term. In other words, George W. Bush was cheated out of 1/6 of his term and it’s time to redress this injustice by making sure Obama doesn’t get as much of a term as a white…

Huh. Just south of a pair of gays, I see.

Yeah, I really don’t get the snotty attitude towards Taylor on this one. She was famous - very famous - before Kanye ever grabbed the microphone from her.

I know it’s not cool on here to like taylor, but damn clover did she kill your dog or something? You are salty as fuck.