Can you guys take like 5 minutes to not take a cheap shot at Taylor? I know it’s really hard (what does this company have against her anyway?) but just compliment her for an amazing speech and a well-deserved win and move on.

I am also an “old” - 43 actually - and... just... what? I don’t have to ‘prove’ a damn thing to you, and neither does anyone else (especially younger people), and my reasons are my own.

The original post is a satire of the essays that have been floating around social media the past week or so. It’s also a rehash of a couple SNL Weekend Update bits from the past ten years.

It always shocks me how totally ignorant Bernie’s acolytes are about some of the really ugly or inexplicable parts of his record, particularly in light of the bizarre standard of piety and holiness they seem to want to hold all other politicians to.

“Open your eyes, Michael. Measles, Ebola, charter schools. Sometimes I’m like, Salami Hussein was right. And in health care, everyone’s talking about HMOs ... um, how about just calling them gay people?”

We’ve seen too many generations fired up for about 5 minutes and then there is nothing more. Prove to us that you are different. We’ll love you for it.

I can’t read this without hearing it in her voice.

It’s a KFC joke...

Apparently this isn’t yet a thing on the only dating site I frequent, SeniorPeopleMeet.com

Pandas can’t even fuck without our help. If we stopped exploiting them, they would cease to exist.

Agriculture is one of those areas where people must work smart to keep doing it.

The really cool thing is that the Florida legislature has solved all of the problems that we have here so now they can just relax and fool around with bills that they all know will never pass, just to look busy! This is the legislatures’ version of “clean don’t lean.” Sure we are wrecking the Everglades and have had…

I will make sure to have my IV drip of insulin in when I eat them and a very very large bib.

That's like saying you're not a democrat unless you voted for Walter Mondale.

The cited article notes a 2d meeting - with another GOP state legislator - State Senate Majority Leader, Mark Schoesler. Two teens described it:

“...may have come across at too motherly...” is the female conservative’s version of the male victimizer’s “I’m guilty of loving her too much.”

She just wants to make sure that the pearls she’s clutching haven’t been up anyone’s ass first.

Yet when I ask that question to teens on the city bus, *I* end up having to walk home.

Fuck you right in the belly button, Gawker Media. I am NOT Huckabee.