Yeah I think it is but for some reason in the last year or so dumbass people realized that a lot of things, like vegemite for example have a halal certification and have become enraged because they are stupid. They think it’s a tax that funds terrorism?? A lot off Australian farmers and small business owners have said…

No way. Everyone knows that halal meals are the leading cause of muslimification.

For clarity’s sake, you guys had the setting in place.

That’s some rock-solid research right there...

Black presidents only get 77% of a white term, and white Democrats skim off the top of Republican presidential successors to the tune of 1/6 of a term. In other words, George W. Bush was cheated out of 1/6 of his term and it’s time to redress this injustice by making sure Obama doesn’t get as much of a term as a white…

Huh. Just south of a pair of gays, I see.

Yeah, I really don’t get the snotty attitude towards Taylor on this one. She was famous - very famous - before Kanye ever grabbed the microphone from her.

I know it’s not cool on here to like taylor, but damn clover did she kill your dog or something? You are salty as fuck.

Can you guys take like 5 minutes to not take a cheap shot at Taylor? I know it’s really hard (what does this company have against her anyway?) but just compliment her for an amazing speech and a well-deserved win and move on.

I am also an “old” - 43 actually - and... just... what? I don’t have to ‘prove’ a damn thing to you, and neither does anyone else (especially younger people), and my reasons are my own.

The original post is a satire of the essays that have been floating around social media the past week or so. It’s also a rehash of a couple SNL Weekend Update bits from the past ten years.

It always shocks me how totally ignorant Bernie’s acolytes are about some of the really ugly or inexplicable parts of his record, particularly in light of the bizarre standard of piety and holiness they seem to want to hold all other politicians to.

“Open your eyes, Michael. Measles, Ebola, charter schools. Sometimes I’m like, Salami Hussein was right. And in health care, everyone’s talking about HMOs ... um, how about just calling them gay people?”

We’ve seen too many generations fired up for about 5 minutes and then there is nothing more. Prove to us that you are different. We’ll love you for it.

I can’t read this without hearing it in her voice.

It’s a KFC joke...

Apparently this isn’t yet a thing on the only dating site I frequent, SeniorPeopleMeet.com

Pandas can’t even fuck without our help. If we stopped exploiting them, they would cease to exist.

The really cool thing is that the Florida legislature has solved all of the problems that we have here so now they can just relax and fool around with bills that they all know will never pass, just to look busy! This is the legislatures’ version of “clean don’t lean.” Sure we are wrecking the Everglades and have had…