From the same performance: “Blank Space” (jump to 1:40 if you want to skip right to the song):

“Heads Carolina, Tails California” is a goddamn masterpiece. I don’t get why it’s not more of a New Country Classic than it is. I always wanted Carrie Underwood to have a hit cover of it, but sure, I guess Taylor.

Just To See You Smile!

You forgot the part where he explained that he called his one album “Suffering From Success” because he went to the doctor since his beard hair was falling out and they told him it was because he was suffering from success.

aw, but i’ve already got a great name picked out for him, new freeland. and enslaving the native people that live upon him and making myself a king would be very... what’s the word? profitable.

Six years ago I went to visit my grandmother. I walk into her living room. She is sitting in her rocking chair. Wearing her good housecoat and a Sunday hat. Ice tea on the table. Her head bopping to I’m So Hood. That stopped me in my tracks. When she started to spit lyrics, I almost died.

#COTD

Thank you so much! This is so funny b/c when I say I blow people’s minds with that thing it is uncanny. I started adding fresh sage to the ground meat, and that combo with the beets/egg....something magical happens.

He needs remedial bomb-sniffing training. I will take him and do that training for you and never ever ever give him back because I already love him.

That dog is adorable..yet somehow poignant and world weary.

its okay, you’re only a moose truther not a dog truther

“I would fight them off with judo chops, sir.”

Anything with Santorum is always a shit show.

The dildo was a nice touch.

:D

They are both so very bad at approximating human behavior. I applaud your person-sized lizard spotting skills and would like to remind you to make sure their habitats are well-maintained and that their water dishes are continually refreshed.

Kassssssich and Carsssssson

The spirit of Caity Weaver lives on.

Never go with a Republican to a second location.