I say fucked up things all the time. Not about people dying or what some internet site is going to do about said death.

I know how you feel. Tater makes fun of me for being a large all the time.

if you scam people into believing you can talk to the dead, even for free, thus lying to people in the depths of their grief, you are still going to hell.

Okay, now this is an interesting Kinja grudge.

I hated “All of Me” from the moment I heard it.

Reading this felt like I’d just been handed the instruction manual to a device I’d never heard of, badly translated through six languages before landing on English.

Sam Hunt’s a little more standard country than I prefer, but he’s a UAB guy, and I am required by law to support my fellow UAB alums. If you like Isbell and Alabama Shakes, I also recommend St. Paul & the Broken Bones and Anderson East - more Alabama folks, and their music is amazing. I saw Isbell and East live a few…

When I was 45, I figured it was time to try some of that meth I’m always hearing about....

“men’s regular”

Right? Real men use hair stylists.

“Every single person who contributed to the vilification of PP in recent months has blood on their hands. But that’s a scary thought - better to blame the “liberal media”, as per usual. The party of Personal Responsibility strikes again”

How left wing of you to notice.

Aren't there some Dalmatians she should be chasing somewhere? Why is she still running?

Soooo. Since you didn’t do some very basic homework about this place you were moving to, you didn’t know there were lots of brown folks there. But now, you enlightened soul you, feel the need to hector others who do the same thing?

Weird article. I find it surprising that you were surprised there were Jews, Arabs etc living in Paris. Most metropolitan cities in the West have hugely diverse populations with landmarks and stereotypes - from buildings to food - spread across them rather than congregated in tiny pockets but they’re still well-known…

“Oh, when I lived in New York, the only stores that had, like, a lot of items were Costco. Remind me again— have you been to New York? I don’t remember. No, I don’t think you have. I think I would know if you had.”

I’m not sure if I’m more offended by the Donald Trump remark or the Australia remark. Thinking about it some more, definitely the latter.

Pinot noir

A few years ago my Grandpa was succumbing to his decade-long battle with Alzheimers and he wasn’t expected to make it through the weekend. However, my best friend was getting married in Chicago that Friday with the reception Saturday night. The family all decided that Grandpa would have wanted me to be in the wedding,…

Like we’re going to believe that.