In the pool of batshit crazy, he's just a smaller bat, that's all.

“My enormous stash of interracial porn should put paid to the lie that Ah am a racist.”

Some of his best (girl)friends are Latina.

There will not be any shortage of information about these events, and all the forthcoming ones, and all of the ones after that. That’s not gross. That’s news.

By and large I don’t disagree with what you’ve said here, but...

You don’t have to do this. The “media” doesn’t have to do this.

Just because America is a nation brimming with incredibly crass and stupid people DOES NOT MEAN that you have to give it to them.

I get it; if it bleeds, it leads.

OTOH, why do you think these…

You know how y’all love laughing with Marshawn Lynch as he trolls the media, lamenting the fact that sports journalism has descended to such depths that sports reporters really can’t ask a worthwhile question?

He ought to be investigated by the EPA for noxious emissions.

. . .and shrill. Don’t forget shrill!

Here’s a question I’ve always wondered about: Can I be a fatty but not an ugly? Can I be an ugly but not a fatty? The mind boggles. That should be the next question someone in the audience asks him.

Thank you.

“In 2008, she was the original birther! She was the one that started that whole thing! Hillary is a birther!”

I was gonna say Palin could give him a run for his money, but most of what she says is incomprehensible sentence fragments instead of just blatantly offensive.

I knew I could count on you.

Not true. Here’s a good piece on it from a guy who covered that campaign relentlessly both during and after the 2008 election:

That last staffer who showed Trump that website was told “You’re fired.”

He knows he’s not going to win over any rational people, so why bother trying if it’s going to risk alienating the irrational ones who already support him?

Could you imagine how Trump would react if someone following him saying “boom babba” with every step he took? Or more specifically, what kind of losers would he label them?

In Trump’s defense, I don’t think really believes most of the things he says these days.

It’s odd for her to try to deny it now when it was so well documented at the time, no? Like, the best answer would be to say something like, “My campaign did originally broach the idea, but I quickly saw how foolish and wrong it is. It’s my greatest regret that such an absurd idea is now so popular with the worst…

She did. I’ll vote for her when time comes, but, man, indeed she did. I remember the sick feeling I got in my stomach when she pulled this nastiness in the ‘08 election season.