#COTD

Thank you so much! This is so funny b/c when I say I blow people’s minds with that thing it is uncanny. I started adding fresh sage to the ground meat, and that combo with the beets/egg....something magical happens.

He needs remedial bomb-sniffing training. I will take him and do that training for you and never ever ever give him back because I already love him.

That dog is adorable..yet somehow poignant and world weary.

its okay, you’re only a moose truther not a dog truther

“I would fight them off with judo chops, sir.”

Anything with Santorum is always a shit show.

The dildo was a nice touch.

:D

They are both so very bad at approximating human behavior. I applaud your person-sized lizard spotting skills and would like to remind you to make sure their habitats are well-maintained and that their water dishes are continually refreshed.

I'm dying to know what the response would have been if one of you had asked for the vegetarian option.

Kassssssich and Carsssssson

Republican political women do.

The spirit of Caity Weaver lives on.

wow there’s some serious cheesecake hate going on in this thread. FOR SHAME.

Republican Rain Man.

You know somewhere your interrogator frenemy is reading this right now with a clinched fist and a furrowed brow. He knew it, and he knew it all along. “Those slick bitches”, he’ll hiss through gritted teeth while he furiously flogs his ball sack. Not for sexual pleasure, no, to feel something. To feel anything.

Definitely Dorian

Never go with a Republican to a second location.