Kelpies rock!! They are narrow little evil geniuses! My Australian Cattle Dog always gets huge excitement from the vet because they tend to get so fat. She’s always saying ‘ oh and its nice to see he’s so lean’. Which makes me have dance parties on the inside. Aussie herding breeds fo lyfe

So sorry! Star reinstated. Carry on.

Revised for accuracy that sign should read “MY CHILD MY PROPERTY!”

i am SO GLAD Tony decided to give Ina some shine. If I found out he had beef w her I’d probably jump the Bourdain ship completely.

I still think the Anthony Bourdain/Sandra Lee fight was his peak snide takedown:

What the fuck does humanism have with being feminist? How is you being atheist or non-theist or whatever linked to feminism. Google is your friend. Use it to google big words you use before you use them.

Publicly, she has shown that she is friends with Serayah, Zendaya, Uzo, and Kendrick. None of them are “tokens” or “sassy”, they’re incredibly talented badasses.

I feel that, but I also think there’s an element of paparazzi stalker-ism preventing her from adding guy friends to the ~squad.~ Like, she’s got this lonnnnng history of a media narrative that paints her romantic relationships as dramatic and newsworthy, so it wouldn’t surprise me all that much if an outing with a guy…

Ugh, and you just know that certain people are going to go the easiest possible route with this. “Hurr, the stage broke. Maybe she should lose some weight.”

Ahhhh, the old “we’re going to take our country back” bullshit spouting from the mouth of an old rich white man. If old rich white men aren’t still running the country, who is? Who has taken the reigns of the country from you? It isn’t women. It isn’t black people. It certainly isn’t Latinos that you’re trying to send…

I haven’t been around to drop by SNS in a little while, and I’m so happy to have a night to just sit at home and drink wine. I spent the day running around with my crazy little nieces and it was a blast. Later, I got pulled over (oops!) but let go within a minute when the cop realized my car was not the one he was…

I think that your reaction is really interesting, and it was my first thought too- but then I realized that acting like an older, out-of-shape, white woman means being invisible and ashamed. We don't have to do that anymore, and that's almost scary!!!!! Think about it!

She’s just so unfeminine and rough

That’s because frolicking giants never get lots of calls from girls, just angry mothers whose children won’t eat their peas.

Plus they’re making us stand for the flag at a privately-owned entertainment show. If I went to see a movie and Disney made me stand up and played the anthem, I’d tell them to eat shit.

A major-league pitcher finishes the season with the exact same stats as 2014 Clayton Kershaw except for win-loss record. Due to a combination of horrific run support and horrific luck, his record is 0-20. Does he win the Cy Young Award?

Every week I read the funbag at work on lunch and enjoy it.

Were the people who remained seated Communists?

Just like a black make-up artist can’t be expected to know how to deal with white people’s skin.

Here’s a piece I wrote several years back about the stupendous grief crocquembouche I built the first Christmas after my brother died: http://www.culinate.com/articles/first…