“Forever & Always” from her second album, Fearless, was said to be about him. It’s... not even really harsh, but apparently he felt it was because he penned “So Much Better” in retaliation, about the girl he left her for, which then prompted Swift to write “Better than Revenge” about her on Speak Now.

My last name is a pain in the ass and I will absolutely take marriage as my excuse to change it. With my luck my future husbands name will be Fartsniffer.

My husband suggested that we wait until Lena Dunham could get married before we did but I was like “nah”.

Come on over here and I’ll kick you in the balls so hard they fall off and then you’ll get to be a lady and have ALL THE FUN WE HAVE every fucking day of our lives.

Watching that, did anyone else get the feeling Katy was sort of trampling over Kacey a bit, like “I’m the real star here, step aside”? Kacey has that incredible singing voice and sincerity and it seemed like KP was having none of it. That’s my read.

Oh no, how will we ever recover from an Amber Heard boycott!

OK, someone’s definitely getting a Pulitzer for this thread. Like, all the Pulitzers.

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

they only earn 75% of the blame of an equally qualified white man.

THAT IS SOME WHITE FUCKING NONSENSE RIGHT THERE

Ugh. Jeremy Scott is like a really rich seventeen-year-old who’s been told too many times that he is cool and different and special.

I was nearly attacked by a snake in the bush in Tasmania. But that was about it. I did wander into it’s territory like a stupid person. I did watch out for the spiders in the toilets and showers and in shoes. You learn to take precautions. Australia is only deadly for stupid people.

Makes me wish there were an emoticon or emoji to express “I’m laughing uproariously at your slightest inconvenience, and relishing your misfortune so deeply it’s actually disgusting me a little.”

I think I just don’t want to feel guilty about always asking Americans about guns and bears.

Does M.O. Have a portrait hidden in the White House attic? Because she is gorgeous and I want to know her secrets. yes, i know personal stylist/make up person/plenty of exercise but i think there’s more to it. Tell us Michelle!

But those things are exciting and it doesn’t seem as well worn to Americans because they don’t get asked about it from foreigners aaaaaaalllllll the time.

There’s a very special place reserved for people who judge grieving mothers. As the girl’s mother exactly whom was she disrespecting? Maybe she chose to present herself as version of the woman her daughter knew best. Like her or hate her she’s proven herself to be pretty indomitable

You fail to note that the majority of these things are only available/ happen in the top half of Australia. Melbourne and Tasmania and NSW to a degree are all harmless as Larry but beautiful places full of culture, sport and sights.

You forgot funnel web spiders. And husbands. We have a huge death rate in australia by husbands. https://www.facebook.com/DestroyTheJoin…