interesting idea to grow your mustache from your nostrils

“Let me tell you about my trouble with _____,”

If Rita Ora is “Who?”, does that make Jessie J “Her?”?

Lol, it would be helpful to know whereabouts the fiancé was from but overall as an Australian that has lived in the US for a year and has an avid interest in American culture and politics; I would definitely say Aussie culture is less extreme in all means whether it be to the left or right.

No no no, she wasn’t on mushrooms like you or me, she was on psilocybin. And I bet she doesn’t smoke weed, she smokes cannabis. “Oooohhhh, lah di dah, I’m Queen Fancypants of Fancylvania, now if you’ll excuse me I must take off my brassiere and put on Tyrannosaurus Rex while I fire up my crack cocaine pipe.”

And the plot thinnens.

500 Days of Naya?

Let’s be fair to Naya she’s way more birth face adjacent than Kim is even if she is totally biting her style.

BUT WHOSE THUMB?

yup, that’s why they are never arrested.

No words necessary.

We’re all missing, because the author doesn’t mention it, that this is literally in the dudebro’s parents’ backyard. He and his bronado built a backyard treehouse fort.

We’ve got a handful of these assholes and yes, they truly think they’re sticking it to the man or whatever outdated douchebaggery they tell themselves. The worst part is they’re so damn smug, thinking they’re the hottest outlaws since the Scarlet Pimpernel with their ridiculous complaints and obviousness. WE KEEP…

Stannis has fans because none of the shit that happened in last night’s episode happen in the books.

Call it a brovalanche.

Aw, you like it, don’t you?

I think, for me, the biggest reason that it seems out of character and therefore somewhat out of left field is that it leaves him no heir. In the books he’s very clear about the fact that, should he not survive his men should continue on and do whatever it takes to put Shireen on the throne, so it seems odd to me that…

I’m not gonna hop off the Stannis bandwagon now that he’s burned up his own kid, but I definitely want to.

you spelled Matildas correctly 1 out of 5 times. unless they are in fact the Maltidas...but that would make more sense for the team from Malta, who I assume did not make the World Cup.