Welcome to just about every day in the life of a female brewery employee. “Lemme tell you, young lady, that did you know *Beer A*/*whatever beer style* by *my brewery*/*general beer knowledge you can get from Google* blah blah blah?” Me: “No that’s not right. Blahhhh...”. Dude: “No, no... I know. I read it on the…

I think this is in the wrong thread. But if Books 4 and 5 feature the Starks moving to the Orange County to found an ill-advised real-estate company, IM BECOMING A BOOK READER.

I expect the same out of Game of Thrones as I do my satanic sex parties (also scheduled for Sundays at 9 p.m.): More blood, more butts, and a whole lot less planning.

Possibly more than the person who wrote that definition, since sustainable agriculture is about things like crop rotation and genetic crop diversity.

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I was driving my four year old niece to her favorite store (CVS), and she told me that I should marry Taylor Swift. I replied that I don’t think that she’s looking to marry me (a 31 year old recovering alcoholic and drug addict who rents a basement apartment in his parents’ house and whose creative outlet involves…

Even if you eat organic peaches you’re still getting pesticide peaches - organic produce does not mean that it’s grown without the use of herbicides and pesticides, just that they are deemed “organic” - and that doesn’t even mean that they are less toxic than conventional.

Everything. Everything eats peaches.

Actually, organic pesticides can be used in organic gardening. They have actually been found to be more toxic than conventional pesticides.

Considering I willingly put various types of poison into my body on a regular basis and pay for the privilege, I cannot in good conscious pretend to give a flying fuck about organic food and whether or not my peaches are filled with pesticides.

That’s not Jay caressing her cheek. That’s Puff’s hand his shoulder. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Jay in a pinky ring.

My favorite is when two coworkers get into a showdown over how hard they have been working and you see them try to trump each other. “I’ve been here until blah PM.” “Well, I was here until blah PM.” The boss notices neither, of course.

What I love the most is the people who do these kinds of things don’t do anything important. Your friend: not a pediatric neurosurgeon, right? These people are not the premier cardiothorasic surgeons on the East coast, they don’t have the nuke codes, they aren’t the heads of a company responsible for the livelihoods…

I see those timestamps or hear how late someone stays and inwardly snark:

Oh definitely. I’m a Labor supporter since the womb, but even so that last Labor government turned me towards to Greens. What a shambles they were. I mean, I think they didn’t have a huge fighting chance because the media were being so poisonous against them, but they were still pretty weak sauce. As many faults as he…

My mom got me this card for Valentines Day this year..

A few years ago (before I was married) on April Fools I texted my mom mid conversation, “Btw, I’m pregnant”.

To be honest, I had a nearly neutral opinion on the damn maxi dress article (recognizing it as satire, maybe, but poorly done). I read the comments and kind of made faces at my screen for a while at some of Jia’s comments and some of the others, and then I read the summary of “Unvarnished” and the comment where Jia…

Oh, you weren’t serious? I couldn’t discern that from the the overall tone of the dozens of doubling-down, defensive, and petulant comments you’ve made in the last two days.