Spirit in the Sky by Norman Greenbaum. It’s what my mom wants played at her funeral and also an awesome song.

We have a black toilet. BLACK. Came with the house when we bought it. Now, you might think “Oh, that’s neat!”. It’s not. We’ve never scrubbed it, because you can’t see what’s in it. You can’t ‘inspect your work’. You could be sitting down to a pot of 12 previous unflushed pisses. You just DON’T KNOW. It’s absolutely…

And here I stand amazed, being a Jolie article, that not once was white vinegar the answer!

As you blog about social injustice, contemplate how the system of paying service workers pennies and expect their tips to balance things out is a huge social injustice, affecting many more than just manicurists. Tipping them extra is NOT a solution.

So, is the takeaway from this that no one should comment on Gawker if it’s to offer a valid critique of something the author wrote?

Wait till you learn that you body keeps your feces....IN YOUR BODY!!!! At any given point in time, you are carrying around feces. And your body keeps making it!!!

Lucky gal.

Don’t be a douchebag, just scrub the fucking toilet when you’re done and re-flush

I’m gonna go with dcgirl’s rhetoric. There’s already been a bit of an uproar recently over restaurant wages and tipping practices, and this is a whole other industry that can be lumped in there. There are a lot of workers affected by this, and I’m presuming a lot of customers who will be more than a bit miffed to…

OMG Jia, some nice men in the comments are having a really hard time with you calling the man in this story nice, but the comment guys are actually nice, or they know actually nice guys, so could you be nice and change the title of the article because these nice guys are in danger of being lumped in with the nice guy…

You’ve written this in the comments section of an article about a woman being attacked by a stranger, a man, in a public place where she might have expected to feel safe. She was not safe. I have been assaulted twice on public transport while minding my own business. I do not feel safe around strange men on public…

i know it’s not right to group people together based on certain attributes. it’s not something our culture should do. but...Yankee fans suck.

It really sucks that you had majorly inconvenience yourself to shake a fucking stalker.

it’s not my job to explain to you how irony works.

The #NotAllNiceGuys crew has shown up to say that THEY wouldn’t do this, as they do. But I wonder, dudes - why would you think that an absolute stranger would want to interact with you in a place of public transportation? I mean, people (guys, even) don’t talk to each other on elevators or the subway - it’s an…

So...my daughter is also 17 and has also had a similar experience at work. I think you have absolutely done the right thing, all I would add is to encourage our daughter to keep her eyes open when she is arriving and especially leaving work. Not sure how your girl gets to and from work, but I had my daughter ask to…

Never surprising when a man calls you dramatic for your completely reasonable response to someone’s completely unreasonable behavior.

TAKE IT UP WITH THE NOT NICE GUYS. IF YOU ARE GENUINELY NICE, YOU WILL GET CREDIT FOR IT. STOP ASKING FOR CREDIT BECAUSE IT PUTS UP EVERYONE’S RED FLAG THAT SAYS “could be an asshole!”!

And our best man