DON'T: Read Pitchfork.

I like Rebel's Lady Dracula cape. You do you, girl.

I just think this is a poorly thought out policy that won’t do anything.

I gotta jump in now because there’s a lot of confusion about this in the comments and it’s infuriating: This isn’t a payout designed for poorer families. It was a payout deliberately bought in and exempt from means testing to encourage upper-middle class women to have babies (during a fertility slump for upper-class…

Is it possible that some people *actually* don’t like heavy petting in public across the board? Honestly, I would dare to say straight couples are more offensive because they know they can get away with it and push the boundaries of decency (I have never heard one of those weird public sex stories about homosexuals -…

Chicago, but in a very ethnically diverse neighborhood! :)

Rage first, kitten second. May you find balance.

At least he uses protection.

Any CF gif is a good gif.

God, that movie was the WORST. If I ever have to sit through another movie where two white people miraculously conquer racism through the power of love (and with the help of a plucky, wounded brown kid), it will be too soon. And I will straight-up do some damage.

Her initial experience wasn’t great but what a wonderful response!

Hasn’t made a good film since Romeo and Juliet.

Baz Lurhmann is the king of empty aestheticism. I don’t trust him one bit.

Shit I put on my face this morning: moisturizer, some rollerball stuff that's supposed to de-puff under my eyes, primer (that's *my* green stuff for making me look less pink), foundation, concealer, blush, eyebrow powder, eyebrow setting gunk, lip smoothing lotion, lip liner, lipstick, another lipstick blended with…

It’s burgers and fries not burgers and Steve.

I do not expect any man to notice and/or compliment my makeup. However, I HATE when a guy comments negatively on my makeup. "Why does your eyeliner look like that?" "I don't like that color of nail polish." "I don't like when you wear bright lipstick." "You should wear makeup more often." "Why don't you do your makeup…

She's $120 lighter in the wallet

I'm so glad you decided to venture into a post about getting a cat and decided to grace us all with your (completely wrong) opinion. Our lives are so much more enriched for this experience.

^ This guy right here! This guy? He's the real macho man! He's a REAL cat-hating, hairy-ball-having, tough-as-gas-station-beef-jerky MAN's man. No WAY would he ever be mistaken for being a homosexual by having a damned wussy cat! Pffft!! Get real, bro.