I read far too much of this article before I realized it was the same thing over and over.

Just the right amount.

My chihuahua looks like Tilda Swinton.

I just want to note that Taylor Swift's album "Speak Now" was entirely self-written and composed. Not only was that really brave for someone so young, especially someone in the Nashville scene, which is so well-known for its strict control and censoring of its artists, but she called out douche-lord John Mayer before…

"PoC have done this in the past at Duke as part of a political statement; don't rush to conclusions about our campus."

This. When I belonged to a CSA I learned that you can take any leafy green, sauté with olive oil and garlic, and it will taste good.

I take them all, thanks.

Give him to me now please.
I shall give him a lavender-scented bath and let him ride around in the crook of my neck all the time and be that girl walking around south Congress with a squirrel on her neck. Maybe I'll even get dreads and start busking.
This is the beginning of a whole new life!!!

Out of all the things to get pissed off about selfies is low on my list.

I agree that his female counterparts will always have it worse, but I don't really see him saying anything to invalidate their experience. Being constantly objectified kind of sucks for everyone, no matter what your gender is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also I agree with him about the redheads. Love redheads. All redheads.

And I'm like…

They don't like it when their monopoly on deciding the value of other humans is taken from them. They hate it when women admire other women, they hate it when we admire ourselves. Deciding who matters is core to their identity, and when that is taken away, they feel disempowered. For your average loser dude, being…

I had a co-worker that would fake an asthma attack whenever he didn't want to work, this would happen about once a week. He also would refuse to dust any of the fixtures because of his asthma. One time he was in the (empty) break room and another employee walked by and heard him on the phone saying he was leaving…

"I hurt my back wearing a kilt."

the messiah is probably going to have fetal alcohol syndrome if he's getting his divinity from my womb, tbh

I got so sick of this happening, and me fuming for far too long afterwards, that I came up with a plan.

Are you trolling, or are you seriously, on an article about how men don't take women at face value about what they say, asking me if I meant what I said when I said that this is a thing that regularly occurs? My insertion of "slightly different words" was a bone I threw to suggest that not all men just steal the words…

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

SA's laws aren't that much better. I will join you. [I believe silence on the issue has allowed them to stay this way. They were last amended 1969, and no one talks about abortion, we just presume it's fine in Australia. Awareness would help a lot.]

She had years, decades even, of anger, thoughts, hope, contrition, stored up and that informed her early and middle work. Her motherhood and attempts to reconcile herself with her own mortality led to "Ray of Light" through "Confessions on a Dance Floor".