1) God, MIA owns.

Nothing important, but so happy to share that, for the ones that may remember me back in January, when I had decided to sell my investment house, I sold it:) In 8 days for a fair market value and that I am closing and finishing with this nightmare thing in less than 2 weeks!

This is the internet. We love cats here. My roommate's baby Pierre got very sick last night. Vet bills are going to be a big challenge, as all three of us roommates are very low income. I set up a gofundme. Any little bit would help, even just a signal boost.

Freaking out and spending the rest of my weekend feeling sick and stressed because I just got an unwelcome call from work and I'm worried I may not have a job come Monday.

Hey. I just wanted to say I love all of you. Jezebel has the most awesome commenters. I completely wasted like all of today on here, but I barely even regret it because you all are so fucking chill.

My husband and I are living states apart while I finish my master's, so these days it's just me and my cat and not being able to give a fuck. Aside from the piles of unwashed dishes (I constantly surprise myself by how utterly unclean I allow this little apartment to get), most of my weird stuff involves food.…

YES! I just binged on Miles Teller a few weeks ago, Whiplash (intense, determined, talented) and then Two night stand a couple days after and I swear Two night stand completely cemented my love for him. I can't even pinpoint what it is I just find him so charming.

Mark.... Two things.

this is hilarious!

Once a customer ordered a cafe au lait from me. I was very tired. I wrote "cafe olé" and figured I'd ask my coworker how to make that. I realized my mistake before having to ask someone, but not before the customer saw my spelling and snickered.

A fling I had in England a few years ago (and kept in touch with off and on) has started the on thing, again. It always starts with him writing something like "I was in Brighton the other day, reminded me of you" and always goes into some sexy flirting-type texting (because I'm in the US now, and he's still in the…

My dad has dementia. He understands that and how it limits him some/most of the time. My mom, however, yells and screams at him for how he "messes up" or "doesn't listen to" her. Soooooo frustrating.

Worst week ever at work. It's become clearer and clearer that my company has set me (and possibly my whole department) up for failure. My boss had a talk with me Friday about a project that's in trouble, and the more she talked about how my performance had been above and beyond, and nobody held it against me, etc. the…

THANK YOU

My week wasn't even shitty so much as my year has been shitty. I am so stressed that I am grind clenching my teeth to the point of permanent tension headache and I can't even stop it. I am literally sitting in a pile of work...a literal pile. I feel like I might implode.

On Friday I got rejected from a promising internship that would turn into a job with an analytics company and an academic librarian position that is closer to what I actually want to do. Not because I'm not qualified or they don't think I'm a good candidate, but because I am American and neither of them wanted to go…

I AM SO GROUCHY TODAY. I feel like everyone is being mean to me. I don't know if everyone is really an asshole or if I'm just crabby. Also i had to work today (I usually have weekends off) and work was SO STUPID today. I would def appreciate some tswift gif action.

She's a Pomeranian/chihuahua mix, they think. We got her from a rescue shelter and they rescued her from a kill shelter when she was a few days old, so I don't know if they know for sure what she is but that's what they think.

3 weeks old today! Yay! Louise!

I'm very excited! I just learned that I'm having a baby boy after thinking it was a girl:)