I got a new job in my field that pays $15k more a year than the job I have been working at. My close friend somehow made it all about her and the start-up her and her boyfriend are starting. We work together and I am so happy to leave that job and that friendship behind.

My Milkshake brings are the brides to the yard and they're like "..."
cause if they talked to a stranger they would be beaten and killed.

I was going to go to Hiroshima, but then when I got to the train station it was going to cost close to $200 to go there and back. I was like "nope!" and went to Nara instead. Nara was very tranquil, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Ahh! I loved Osaka, really cool. I stayed at the Hotel Chuo Oasis, which was right off a main subway line. Very clean and nice with a women's only floor. Very small rooms, but hey, it's Japan.

You don't seem to understand, this man is dead. He has passed on. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If his friends hadn't dug him up he'd be pushing up the daises. He's muzzled off his mortal coil and joined the bleeding choir invisible!!!!!…

Monsanto doesn't have power over farmers. There are several other seed companies besides Monsanto to buy seed from. You are paying for the science and genetics of the seed. Seed that will withstand draught or grow in sandy soils etc. It cost money to come up with certain traits. No farmer wants to keep the seed. …

taylor

I love how enthusiastic Tay looked at Pharell beating her. Like, I know that with any celebrity you have to question how genuine they ever are in person. Including her. But if the niceness and the way she wears her heart on her sleeve is all an act, then she's like the second coming of Meryl Streep.

Not gonna even try denying it. Team Tay all the way. I can't even comprehend the level of hate this woman gets online.

She's just perfect. I've never wanted a celebrity to be my best friend more! TSwift come find me!

I didn't care about the Grammys until I saw this picture and now its the most important thing in the world to me.

Filed under duh.

I'm not even gonna lie, the only part I care about tonight is seeing Taylor Swift and her high school BFF Abigail on the red carpet.

I REALLY NEED THIS RIGHT NOW!

This shit cannot be said enough:

I know you're all here to see Billy Ray Cyrus.

Yup. I think I'd really enjoy some decompression time with a bag of weed, a pile of junk food and some sort of British comedy. But alas, no. Hopefully our bad weeks are considerably better next week.

Injured my neck, got to lose money by not being able to work; and now the joyful day I've had with my visiting dad and dinner with a good friend have done nothing but highlight the fact that I'm single, feel undesirable —

I got laid off. Been there for 5.5 years. Does that count?