I am a survivor of a 1987 Ogilvie Home Perm.

I am just imagining you as sort of an amazing tribute to David Bowie in the Ziggy Stardust years.

this one time i allowed my little cousins to just go ham on my legs with nailpolish, not really thinking about it

I have stick straight hair and wore it long with bangs from age 3-13. In the late 80s/early 90s my mother thought it would be cute to perm just the bangs. I repeat: just the bangs. She did this to me and my younger sister not once but twice and still defends the decision to this day. The pictures are too atrocious to…

My sister did the same thing, only she tried to use it for lipstick. Poor thing had a dark blotch on her lips for ages after that.

My mom and I had matching bowl cuts - I'm sorry, "The Wedge" - from kindergarten until I was allowed to grow my hair out in middle school.*

I was a teen in the eighties. The entire decade was a beauty disaster. Where to start? The blush applied with a "contour brush?" The multi colored eyeshadow? The ungroomed brows? The crunchy hair? The year I "went goth?" (1985-1986)

Nah, Mets fans are pretty awful. They're basically distinguished from Yankees fans only by somehow believing that incompetence is a virtue.

From The New Yorker piece on the Modern Farmer:

This magazine was not for farmers. Well, maybe certain gentleman farmers (aka hipsters). Here's a great article about it.

Something way more obvs than shade, tbh. Haters gonna hate and all that - but truly - it's skimming the bottom of the barrel when B-listers decide to hate on A-listers with no evidence at all - it's just hating winners.

I do not joke. I know how to say "with no corn, please" in several languages, because NO. BAD EUROPEANS. GO TO BED AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

Yay! I agree! Pineapple is the best!

Vote Pineapple 2015.

I heartily agree with your pro-pineapple position, and will be having it on pizza shortly in support. Piña über alles!!!!

This gif!

BE QUIET

you dont vote for kings

I'M DOING IT AGAIN JUST LOOKING AT THAT PIC. Ow, my faaaaace.

I was unconsciously making that face myself while watching. And jesus, after just a couple minutes it was painful. Dude obviously suffered for his art here.