I made pesto tonight and it was the TITSSSSSS (I <3 pesto). Served it with gnocchi that I had made and frozen in bulk and some chicken and apple sausage from Sam's Club.

For breakfasts: kitchen sink porridge. get your grains and oats and seeds and nuts and dried and fresh fruit, throw them in a slow cooker saturday night with the liquid of your choice, go to bed, wake up sunday, eat some and portion out the rest in the freezer. I don't eat breakfast but man-face liked it.

I read that as "iron worker who was a secret librarian," and I was like, "dreamboat!"

"Who are you wearing?" "YOUR MOM."

So they also don't have any "accidentally shove your stalker in front of a moving train" laws?

No, Jezebel doesn't think any of these stories are true. They post them simply to mock them, usually because they've covered the stories at one time or another from a feminist point of view. There have been several excellent take downs on Jezebel of the tabloids being asses to Bruce Jenner.

Not Real Men™

Ahahaha, he looks like a 3rd grader on picture day.

CAN EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS MORON'S DICK, PLEASE?

Taylor Swift forced an underage Lorde to fetch her drinks at the Globes,

Yeah, no one who's "honest" and "tells it like it is" has ever said "Maureen, your hair looks great today. I'm just telling it like it is", or "Sweetie, you know I'm just being honest with you, you've been doing really well at your job, I'm super impressed with your progress". So either you're really honest, and…

...So.

Also, passive-aggressive: "I dont think it means what you think it means". This annoys me on the level of businessmen using the word agnostic to refer to their software, business strategy, etc. </vocabulary rage>

There are ways.

How cute. I'll think of you during my next abortion ;)

Luke 6:36 Be you therefore merciful, as your Father also is merciful.

Sigh...

I would be open to it as well, because the other person is, in theory, opening themself up just as much. It's a fascinating idea to speed things up in that way, but as you said, this way some of the things one might normally be guarded about come out right away, and one has the chance to frame it in a particular way.

I actually have the opposite problem. My fiancee and I decided to forego a wedding party to avoid that potentially happening where we had to ask someone to leave the wedding party (ahem—one problem friend in particular). Problem-friend told me my engagement wasn't official until I asked her to be my MOH (in front of…