Word. I want to know who picks up a fucking Heath Bar and is like, "WHAT? THIS HAS CHEMICALS? I THOUGHT IT WAS 100% ASPARAGUS FROM THE EARTH AND EARTH SEEDS OMG!"

This is what the non-GMO crowd wanted. All in the name of "health."

Ok-I can understand religion putting forth "rules" that men and woman should be separate due to the fact that men cannot control themselves at all, and are driven to a uncontrollable sexual fury when in the presence of women. As a result women must remain modest, covered, protected by a male relative, and overall…

My mom discovered emojis recently. She comments on every instagram photo I post even if she has no idea what I'm posting about. She loves this one: 💝 this is peak Mom

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Everything tasted better in Melbourne before it got popular. I should know . I liked Melbourne before it was cool, man. I started the trend but now it's just so last year.

I love the coat styling, and the color.

Amen! Flawless, as per usual.

Uuuugh seriously that stuff makes me so angry.

Celeb who has given birth in recent past dares to go outside: ______ FLAUNTS HER POST-BABY BODY

It's not just you. I have a wee one and have been to a zillion baby showers, and no way in hell am I playing those games. I will wear a dress and bring a bomb ass present but there beter be mimosas and NO GAMES

This is a super cute dress!

Good to know!

I adore this dress.

I was bored at my own baby shower. You're a good friend. Hopefully there will be booze.

That is a good thing for my wallet then. However, I am about to buy 3 dresses and a blazer from The Limited because of those awful Virtual dollars they give you. You have to keep buying for the savings!

Since I'm an ASOS addict, I recognize that model. Now I'm restraining myself from going to that website to buy this because I love the dress so much. Wear it.

Perfect. I was gonna say, just be ladylike, 'cause people's aunties are there. Have fun. Or, more realistically, survive.

Ah, yes, that's the problem with the cute sheer shoulders dresses and tops! The bra issue.

I've only been to a couple baby showers, but that looks pretty perfect.

That's adorable. And completely appropriate, I think.