I think it's considered gauche to wear anything besides a pacifier and footie pajamas.

Do you think it's antisocial or rude for me to wear clothing that hurts people? Is there optical illusion clothing etiquette that I'm too gauche to know?

You guys! I'm freaking out, I have my first English as a Second Language class EVER on monday. I'm a teacher guys, a High School English teacher. *dies*

Preach!

Whoever send you that should burn in hell, everyone knows Marmite is superior!

Your gut feeling... is as scientific as the sample size, methodology, and premise of this survey.

Just to touch on the subject of "men don't understand rape"... I've been thinking lately that they really don't, on a physical level.

One third are cool with "using force," plus the 13.5% who are cool with calling it rape. That's 33.3% + 13.5%, so....46.8%? I'm not great at math, but we're talking about almost half of the men in this admittedly small sample admitting they would rape a woman if they didn't have to call it rape and didn't have to…

I like Australians. I like Canadians, too, I just piss them off because I say mean things about Tim Hortons (which is funny, because excluding French Canada — which deserves it — I've never said anything mean about Canada, just Tim Hortons). I mean, I would never go to Australia, but that's not because of the people,…

I had an argument with a man who threw a hissy fit when a GROUP of women (myself included) told him that they don't appreciate having attention drawn to them when they are at the fucking grocery store. Here's how it went:

I remember when I worked in the patisserie/cafe a long time ago that every Saturday morning a veritable pelaton of cyclists would come in at about 7.30. Little cafe, could seat 10 groups of 2 or 3, but when we saw that group round the corner...

"To automatically to be lumped into that category of a gang... that hits a little close to home for us, because that isn't our intent at all," Strobl said.

FLAT WHITES ARE ACTUALLY SO DELICIOUS

Hi, I'm an Aussie from Melbourne- Australia's coffee capitol (and some say wanker Capitol)

Not normally, but now that you mention it I should probably ditch the Exorcist music as my ringtone.

I am quietly laugh-sobbing in rageful solidarity with you right now.

I hate it when I end up following someone by accident. Like, we're both going in the same direction, but have been for long enough that I know I'm starting to creep them out and have no idea what to do about it except keep walking. Then they turn around and I smile nervously, which makes things 10 times worse because…

Neither did I. It was all so much BS. Especially since he was arguing that I wasn't empathizing with gross old men whom I told to stop following a teenager (amongst other situations I described). :/

I hope for the actual proposal he yelled EXPECTO MATRIMONUM