I miss Crap Emails From a Dude—this would be a great successor!

YES, YES WE NEED THIS. I feel like Jezebel *owes* me this, for all the pop-culture horrors they've stomped into my brain.

"Teacup pigs piss me off even more now that I know there's actually no such thing as a teacup pig...it's just a regular pig that is being underfed to stay small. Breeders actually advise a ridiculously small amount of food to help keep them teacup sized. It's pretty fucked up, actually.

I think there should be a crazy Craigslist ads feature on Jez, like BCO or Yelp reviews.

My girlfriend is dying for a serval or jungle cat type thing. I'm pretty much: no. you didn't clean up after our two parkeets for six months. I went on strike and their shit formed a sculpture. You get a jungle cat and you do it as a divorcee.

It's supposed to be flattering? I don't know. I tried to pose like that once and damn near fell on my face.

Yes, and it posses me off to no end. How many dogs are euthanized everyday? Remember the stray dogs of Sochi? By all means, let's work in domesticating wild animals to be pets. Grrrr.

I don't love the look but one thing - omg, she's so gorgeous! Like, even with all of that look going on, I'm still totally mesmerized by her face.

approved for the ballet reference.

Oh my god, I never realized how much my cat looks like Angelina Jolie*.

I terminated a very wanted pregnancy at 26 weeks gestation in June. My daughter had a genetic duplication and abnormalities that would have ensured that her life was brief and painful, had she even survived the rest of pregnancy and birth. If I was not extremely privileged to have excellent health insurance and enough…

That being the most benign in the long list of what he doesn't understand.

Sometimes I lament the fact that, as a plus-sized lady, I am not what much of society deems attractive.

Like seven years ago, I lived on 123 Easy Street in a town in Georgia. Best street address ever.

"I have an educational blog" has to be a close second to "I sell monogrammed thermoses," right?

So 14 is the new 11?

I had one tonight. It was good but other than being more milky at the top I didnt think it was really any different than a latte. Althoug, full disclosure I'm mostly just a black coffee kind of girl and not any kind of espresso drink affectionado

Swagu= Swag sauce. If you have swag it apparently drips from your pores

Nooooo! Rosie was far more likeable.

Worse, I bet the lib dem's removed the whip. Meaning that he can no longer call himself lib dem. I doubt he has enough insight into what he did to understand why he should be punished at all.