To paraphrase the great prophet...

There's a $63 deposit if you don't provide your own jar. But you can reuse the jar when you are done!

Yes, and the babies are made by local artisans on a sustainable farm.

"Can you imagine putting your dick in that?"

We aren't even using spherical cows...

#not all pinnipeds

Let's be honest here: retail labor isn't exactly hard to come by in these situations. Headhunting is, for better or for worse, for people with relatively more rare skills.

Was he implying that your breasts don't usually look nice? Sounds like shade, to me. I might have been inclined to shout "my breasts look nice EVERY DAY, thankyouverymuch"—- or just "pedophile!"

Pulling hair and biting off gloves = sexy???

Thanks very much for the link - I replied to her post.

don't care if I'm grey or not....I just love reading this site and usually read all the comments....grey and non grey alike :) Always entertaining!!

Normally I would Hoover that chocolate up too, but this one was just uniquely vile.

I think it's an elaborate mind trap. I see y'all's comments as black, but you see yourselves as gray. Do you see me as black yet I see myself as gray, why?What matters most, the way I see myself or the way you see me?

Screw you, Gray, and the horse you rode in on. We Grey won't stand for this tyranny. Huzzah!!!

This! I've basically stopped writing in at all, not because I'm grey but because I have these moments where they elevate me to the black and then I disappear to grey again and sometimes my comments just disappear. It's just not worth the effort over 7 years and I already got voted out of the popular witty club on high…

You don't, and you probably never will. They were designed so only the very best commentators would ever be permanently in the black, and people are actively warned away from looking at the rest of us.

Gray sounds so agressive and domineering as opposed to Grey which seems so much kinder and gentler. I tend to stick with Grey for this reason since I never knew the distinction and assumed they were interchangeable.

That's an excellent point. Rebecca in particular and a couple others are awesome for being responsive and open to questions and/or criticisms. It's very much appreciated!

There is no way out of the greys. The grey is you, and you ARE the grey. I, too, am the grey. I eat, breathe, and sleep: grey. Embrace it. Live it. On the plus side, it works well with the whole seasonal affective winter theme; also, you don't need to worry about saying anything stupid because it's like just like…

I worked overnight on Christmas. My enduring joke: the terrorists never sleep, so I don't get to either ;) no interesting stories, aside from showing up and finding a ridiculous amount of food, including turkey dinners. I was also gifted a box of chocolates...unfortunately they were sort of gross cheap chocolates. I…