Those guys ruin everything.

On apple slices. It's the only way.

Agreed. We need this.

I know it's been so long and she said never (like, ever), but can Taylor and Jake reunite

So pretty, the lady in the back is weeping.

I am actually having this for lunch today. EXCITED.

Conchita Wurst is a goddamn delight.

I think that sounds good - and I think make sure your games are adult-appropriate, or you'll lose a lot of people. Maybe it's just because I don't give a crap about babies, but I was bored out of my mind with these games (drinking competitions out of baby bottles, guessing which food is smeared on nappies, crap like…

Thank ya!

I didn't love it. They played a lot of baby centric games that I didn't get, not being a mother. I'd suggest have one where it's all about the mother to be, not stupid baby games.

Me too!

I bought three skirts from asos the other day nbd.

And food! I'm starving.

Asos, about two years ago

It's about two years old so probably not there!

Haha, yes to the latter part. I'm a big ol' baby disliker. It's gonna be interesting.

Thanks! Only problem is that I have to wear a strapless bra (ugggh). At least it matches my rain boots that I have to wear cause it's pissing down outside.

The host is the only one of them I know - I think her friends and I are very different. I'm expecting fake nails, hair extensions, Kylie Jenner lips.

I'm heading off to a baby shower in an hour. Are there rules for what you're supposed to wear? I've only ever been to one, and it was so awful I've blocked it out of my mind.

It's a date.