I think I love you.

Got bitten by a possum when I was trying to feed it. (A cute Australian possum, not an ugly American possum).

Flat whites are srs bsns here. I don't know why - I think it's because everyone likes to think we're so unpretentious and laidback, but are so dogged in defending their coffee that they become giant assholes. I drink them daily (out of a starbucks cup no less) and never found anything comparable when I lived in the…

Ummmm no but I will now!!

I cannot agree with that last sentence. Nothing tastes better in Melbourne.

Yes.... never said it was invented here!

My family kinda had that, but it was that the first born male was always called John Heddle. It was a big family drama when the most recent John Heddle deigned to call his son Jonah.

NOOOOO cappuccino = bloaty barfy moose.

Bleerrrrrgh instant coffee.

Ummmmm rude, Marmite is the greatest thing in the world (okay second greatest after flat whites) and it is FAR superior to Vegemite.

THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN.

YOU ARE CORRECT

No weather can keep from DD iced coffee

Ewwww Melbourne but I support every other aspect of your post.

Now you listen here young man. The flat white is INTEGRAL to the Australian experience. I am personally OFFENDED at your characterisation of this NATIONAL ICON and I hereby declare you UNAUSTRALIAN.

Well it is my fault for pretty much being a siren. But I was thinking back about the post you made the other day about the guy following you. Gosh Fishfisk why couldn't you understand that was a compliment!?

Does ominous music also play when you're walking behind people?

I do not understand any part of his argument.

Ohhhh f that guy! I hope you're doing okay. Nobody needs that, especially not at a hard time like this.