Shitty out-of-touch league reflects shitty out-of-touch country. Pictures at 11.

I’m less offended by the idea that a team might give Manziel a second chance than the idea that Blaine Gabbert and Brock Osweiler might get fourth chances.

You don’t need to be a trained pilot to know the landing sucked.

You don’t need to be a world-class chef to know when your steak has been overcooked.

Not having to deal with Deion Sanders’ act is one of the underrated benefits of having dropped the NFL from my sports-watching menu. He’s only occasionally amusing, but to get those moments you had to put up with the self-worshiping and the boorishness. Glad I’m off that racket. 

“Well, looks like we got ourselves a readah!”

Christians and Christianity get a bad rap. Some of that is deserved. Sister Jean is a true reflection of her faith and all other faiths that orient the soul towards the greatest possible good.

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

God bless you and your struggle

Maybe Pollard’s head is just a radio tuner, fixed on the wavelength where the Universe’s background noise echoes all humanity’s discarded poetry back at us?

THE MENTALIST!

Take. A. Bow.

Uh she wouldn’t have appointed a justice that is going to drop a bomb on labor.

It is astounding beyond belief how the GOP got the working classes to enthusiastically support elected official and policies that openly bragged how they were going to drastically lower their standard of living so the rich could have more.

Remember when a lot of liberals and independents said that a single Supreme Court opening wasn’t enough of a justification for them to vote for Hillary because something, something, being inspired, something, sticking it to the establishment, something, perpetuating the status quo?

The only thing funny about this is that America, even more specifically the working class, cheered and championed this every step of the way.

“The issue also isn’t just that Hughes should be giving away more of his own money—it’s that a fortune of that size should never exist in the first place.”

And don’t forget that their kids can’t have a pet because that might make them slightly happy and poor people aren’t allowed any level of happiness in their lives. Just like if you’re living paycheck to paycheck you aren’t allowed to take your kid to a movie either because that money could have been saved for a rainy…

This is a witch hunt. Obama used notes! Hillary too? Why isn’t the FBI investigating them for that?

“For whatever reason, for better or worse, she doesn’t seem to have that inner voice that says you can’t do it.”