Hockey’s emergency backup goalie system is one of the neater things in sports...

I could’ve actually found it in me to find this amusing if their attitude had been inclusive, but one of those girls literally appointed herself as bouncer and stood at the nearest door, arms folded, telling people they couldn’t come on. That’s some entitled bullshit.

A lobster, pasta, and pinata because dinner plans "fell through"? Sure, Jan.

This is fucking rude and gross and entitled and obnoxious. Yet another reason why I’m glad I’m old enough that “being extra for the ‘gram” was not a thing when I was young.

I’d have fucking recorded it and put it on MY instagram. That would’ve been epic. 

I once saw a man shit into a cardboard box while waiting for the L train. I now consider that the second most offensive thing I’ve ever seen in the subway.

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

People from other cities make fun of the rules on the DC Metro that prohibit food and drinks.  Imagine, though, if the above described party ended with a group of transit police officers handcuffing and frog marching the birthday girl and her friends off the train.  Come on, admit it.  You’d have cheered for the cops.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

Seeing all the campaign ads for the Menendez vs. Hugin race is taking years off my life.

I’m in Philly, but still get ads for the NJ senate/house races, like this little gem:

I’m sorry, you said this was going to dissuade?

You guys won a cup at least. Try being a Lions fan.

I’m fucking sick of people calling this country “divided,” as if the differences between the sides- for lack of a better term- is something that is able to be overcome with respect or something.

Obviously this is all correct, but the fact that it has to be spelled out just shows what we are up against. It feels like screaming into the void.

1) Yesterday was not a trial. It was a job interview for one of the most exclusive and prestigious jobs in America. The burden of proof is only and entirely on the applicant to demonstrate he’s the absolute best person for the job. “Innocent until proven guilty” doesn’t apply. You don’t know what the fuck you’re…

Ok....... but his FIP said his hot streak wouldn’t last and it definitely hasn’t. That’s the point of sabermetrics.

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Fuck you in the face.