Yeah but you can’t take out loans to finance your escort habit.

If you were an American athlete, do you stay within the American team, where you probably know your teammates better, and probably have better odds? Or do you go international and find out if that Latvian you likely will never see again is interested?

I wondered about how much the game still worked as the nationally well known announcer, in the season’s biggest showcase, admitted he didn’t know what a catch was or wasn’t.

It’s like these people have never seen a Xanderpuss comment before ...

Not enough parents will let their child play tackle football.

I really should have called out for the week instead of just Monday. I anticipate a February-long hangover, win or lose.

I don’t want to sound cynical, but the James to GSW story is exactly what ESPN would write if they were thought their afternoon shout shows needed content for the day.

“Fuck you, Gino! I don’t got your 100 grand. What are you gonna do about it? Cut this Human Uber guy’s hands off? I dare you!”

I am happy to pay my National Insurance contributions and would be happy for it to increase to be safe in the knowledge that when my daughters have babies, or get sick, or if I need more medical care, I don’t have to bankrupt myself just to get the help I need.

I hope to god you are bare chested as you typed this

That’s the right attitude!

Really? I’m just gonna get (more) drunk and go to sleep if we lose. I’ve seen us lose a Super Bowl before, it’s not that special to me.

This one time I had to take what you might call a really big poop in what you might consider a very public place, and it was so very stinky and dirty and required so much wiping that I never forgot about it and sometimes when I go past that place I’m reminded of the time I took what you might call a really big poop in…

I, for one, applaud your experiment to see if people go away sooner by giving them more coverage. History shows the exact opposite, but you’re going to stay very persistent in your trials. These millennials know nothing about that work ethic and passion you are displaying here.

I wonder if Durant remembers back when he was almost universally beloved, and regrets even a little bit his decision to go to Golden State. Probably not, but it seems like he’s changed from a pretty good dude to kind of an asshole. I’m sure he comforts himself by wiping his tears on his giant checks and by staring at…

The refs are not perfect. They never have been. But the NBA players especially Durant look like whiny bitches. They could at least use their voice to protest something of importance like the NFL players.

Scrap the halftime entertainment at the All-Star game, and scrap the player-ref summit. Make the referees the musical performers, and make the players recite the rule book. Both will fail so spectacularly, they’ll be embarrassed to even acknowledge the other in the second half of the season. As an added bonus, we’ll…

Kevin Durant seems like an unpleasant person.

The Smoking Gun (which is kind of a skeevy website, but not always wrong) did an expose of Frey, depending on nonexpunged public records and interviews with people who knew him back when (Frey has never really come clean about his true story, despite reluctantly admitting that AMLP is mostly fiction, and Hazelden,…

hey have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten until you