Fuck Breitbart.

Football players have a nonzero chance of suffering a catastrophic, life-changing (if not life-ending) injury on virtually every play. I’d pray, too.

I’m slightly ashamed that I find that blonde woman in the last picture rather attractive.

I would do this once. Maybe. Just to break my personal record for ‘amount of times saying “holy shit” in one day.’

I have. I was terrible. But okay, they’re coordinated. It still bores me silly when it’s not making me nauseous.

Fuck UFC. If I wanted to watch two uncoordinated guys beat each other bloody, I’d just go to my local bar at about 2 a.m. on Saturday morning.

Trey Junkin would like a word with you.

Good Christ, did we really need to specify that Philip Roth was an author in the headline? Are there people that don’t know Philip Roth was an author?

Just remember that when they’re in tenth place in the West. Not saying you, personally, but I’ve heard the ‘now we’re a hockey town!’ thing a few times, and it seems to coincide with winning. Not, also, that I’m saying you should feel obligated to support a crappy team, but it would break my heart a little if the…

I’m 2/3 Vegas, 1/3 Winnipeg. How do you really root against Winnipeg, for Christ’s sake? But all this stuff... I dunno. I like it okay, but I kind of hope it’s still the exuberance of the inaugural season and that it tones down a little in the future. You have your mascot slice a virtual jet in half at center ice,…

This is a good hockey series.

I’m very, very glad, to this day, that I was so young when the Rangers won in ‘94. Because Game 7 of the ECF might well have killed me.

Not really in the modern game. Couple of times in the 50s and 60s, it looks like: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/early-lead/wp/2018/03/30/a-police-officer-a-bank-manager-and-an-accountant-nhl-emergency-goalie-stories-are-the-best/?utm_term=.ec5635e021e4

Except that Levi’s fucking suck now. The denim is paper thin, and woe betide you if you want even a micron of space between skin and cloth. Duluth Trading for the win.

Except that Levi’s fucking suck now. The denim is paper thin, and woe betide you if you want even a micron of space…

A lot of people have gotten smashed by economics for a lot of reasons in the last 30-odd years: Reaganism, offshoring, automation, you name it. Lower middle class, barely making ends meet, yeah, sounds familiar. I have relatives back home - blue collar, high school education, but (mostly) sweet, caring, intelligent…

You think the NFL - the NFL - is insufficiently Christian for Tebow? Tebow’s out of the league because he’s terrible, not because he believes in God.

Yeah, anything else and you can just hear the legions shouting “My President fucks!”

Except the Onion was funny before, y’know, reality started taking cues from it.

Bam a lam.

I don’t believe in the church. I do believe in God, my own personal God, and a doctrine I’ve put together that I’m comfortable with.