National Sawdust.

Legalize it
Don’t criticize it

I hope he’s happy, wherever he is. I think my personal favorite was “IT’S A GOOD THING HIS MOTHER ROD BECK ISN’T ALIVE TO SEE THIS BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE FUCKING PISSED OFF. I HOPE HE FALLS DOWN A WELL AND LANDS ON HIS TAINT.” 

Ernie Anastos, baby. The legend himself.

Exene did? Aw, man.

Bullshit. I thought the same thing when I was 16 and you had to hunt around on Usenet to find these fuckers. “Expose them! Let people see how ridiculous and stupid they are!” They will always exist somewhere. Let ‘em crawl back into their holes and scream at the walls like they’re supposed to.

Why should we root for someone male, straight and white?

Stop being a dickhead. The only reason America’s ever had a middle class to speak of is due to unions. They are no more a ‘white privilege tool’ than roads are.

The common denominator, as always, is “rich.” I’ve spent some time in the Hamptons. Believe me, people of all shades with that kind of net worth are gigantic assholes almost universally.

The place I got my thus-far useless master’s set a D1 record? I didn’t even know they were in D1.

Nuh-uh, you’re the snowflake!

Green sweater and Phillies hat, per the Times. Apparently he wasn’t content to just rep one.

This is where we went wrong.

I’m onto you!

Wiki says architecture. Still MIT, but buildings, not biology.

“Titled Swagger...”

God bless Latvia.

Parade every New Year’s Day through Center City. Imagine about a thousand drunken Philly guys dressed like that - or worse - and roaming Broad Street doing God only knows what.

‘Area Man Overreacts to Internet Comment’

‘Puss is from Texas. He knows whereof he speaks.