So when the new overlords inevitably run Deadspin into the ground, where should we migrate to?

Yes.

I usually go with: “Hey, how do you know so-and-so?” But I wish it were socially acceptable to open conversations with a stranger by asking “Hey, what’s your deal?” Not aggressively or anything... I just want to know people’s deals.

this is only kind of relevant, but twice in the past week I have tried barry’s juul despite never having tried any tobacco product. juuls, like pancakes, are bullshit.

i uh am very much taking suggestions.

Reynaldo Lopez has an impressive 3.10 ERA in his last eight starts, with a sterling 46/16 K/BB ratio and just four home runs allowed. To what extent has he turned a corner and is he setting up as a quality no. 2 pitcher, and to what extent is this run a product of his having faced the Oakland A’s twice (surrendering…

Having attempted to boss these people around for 18 months, I can assure you they will never listen to anyone.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

It was after a Panthers game, it’s more likely he took this out of Cam’s locker.

“HOW IN THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE WEED AROUND HERE?!”

Better than the other hat in his locker.

82 when you’re sleeping? Good god, I would never sleep.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

Tyson employee here: “extraneous material” means that a piece of equipment failed and that they can’t find missing pieces...so, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s in the product, but we recall products like this out of an abundance of caution.

This is just like my dad and me, only instead of hitting home runs for large sums of money, I’m an emotionally distant borderline alcoholic who can’t communicate a lifetime full of disappointment with a disengaged, functionally absentee parent. So cool!

Wook at da puppy! I want to pet him!

Walter, Walter - I don’t see any connection to Vietnam, man.

I actually think he would have been a perfect fit for the Knicks, because he isn’t a very good basketball player.

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

Nothing is more 2019 than the Saints siding with the sinners.