Stopping it is probably not possible due to the size of the pocket, and releasing unburnt methane into the atmosphere is hundreds of times worse than burning it off. Methane burns into one molecule of CO2 and two of water, but it is 84 times more effective at trapping heat in our atmosphere as CO2. so trading one…

This kid is 3 years from sexually assaulting a girl in a frat house and about 20 years from being in the House of Representatives.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

I think you and “Getting hit by a car” are the most glaring omissions.

How the fuck am I not on this list

I used to use a Victoria’s Secret box for my wife’s gifts every year, specifically the gift she’d open up at my parents house.

Yes. Players Only sucked, but Marv Albert’s dusty skeleton has been terrible for like a decade.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

Look at this guy who can spend 15 minutes on a hungover Saturday morning not eating pizza.

But if you were, you’d be a square pizza type of person

How do we know it wasn’t Melo who made the call?

I don’t know, is using Carmelo on defense ever a smart move?

Smart move on his part. Clearly lays the grounds for an insanity plea later on.

Free Chris Paul

face it tiger, you just lost the jackpot.

I 100% believe that Tyson doesn’t remember anyone ever telling him about this but I also 100% believe that someone has.

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

I played singles vs a 65 year old woman when I was 26. She beat me like a drum. I ran and ran and ran while she barely moved 10 feet the entire set. So Federer would have to be dead and creamated for me to beat him.